Four kinds of Sex

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  1. ImTheDaddy

    ImTheDaddy Well-Known Member

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    The first is Smurf Sex - This happens during the honeymoon period of a relationship, you keep doing it and doing it, until you're blue in the face.

    The second is Kitchen Sex - This is at the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, anyplace, even in the kitchen.

    The third kind is Bedroom Sex - You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you have had some kids, so you have to do it in the bedroom. The fourth kind is

    Hallway Sex - This is where you pass each other in the hallway, look each other in the eye and say, ‘[email protected] YOU!’
     
  2. Wobbles

    Wobbles BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

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    :rofl:

    Thin kI'm confused though I don't remember step 2 & 3 happening!!!!
     

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