Funny things your toddler/child has come out with..

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  1. kandbumpx

    kandbumpx Well-Known Member

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    This was originally called 'my nephew made my day' but thought it'd be fun to see what your children have come out with :)

    This is what my nephew said to my sister..
    He's just turned 5 years old and come out with "Mum.. You've got a widgy aswell as a tuppy haven't you" she said "No I haven't" he said "Yes you have, don't lie.. I've just seen in on shelf" Hahahaha... Yes you can guess what he saw!! He's a right dude!!
     
  2. smokey

    smokey Mummy to a monkey

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    Haha you gotta love kids and their honesty :)
     
  3. Kielee

    Kielee Well-Known Member

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    Haha God you would die xx
     
  4. leahsbabybump

    leahsbabybump Mummy to 3

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    kids ya gotta luv um lol heyman cums out with allsorts lol hes soooo funny although not quite as good as that pmsl :-/
     
  5. karlilay

    karlilay Mum of 2 :)

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    Haha, i cracked up reading this :haha:
     
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    Squidge Mummy & WTT <3

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    NickyT75 RIP Sophie my angel

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    Haha! I almost choked on my drink then! :rofl: x
     
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    mamicoch Mammy to one & pregnant!

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    Ha ha I love it!!

    My favourite was when my daughter was 3 or 4, she was in the bath with my husband. She said to him "let me wash the hairs on your head....now your chest.......now your belly.....and your winky. OH! Your winky looks like a coccoon. With a bum!"

    Needless to say my hubby got out of the bath like a shot, and never bathed with her again!!
     
  11. leahsbabybump

    leahsbabybump Mummy to 3

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    bless him lol my oh would have been so embarrased lol

    we havent had any funny things from my son yet like this only when he wanted to know why girls dont have a willy lol :shrug:
     
  12. kandbumpx

    kandbumpx Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:
     
  13. tallybee

    tallybee DS '04, DD '06, DD '15

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    Carrie&Char Well-Known Member

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    ahh bless just made my lunch break..
     
  15. lepaskilf

    lepaskilf Guest

    Aww I love what kiddies say! Did you ever watch that quiz type show with Ronnie Corbett and they'd ask young school kids questions about stuff and they'd give funny answers!

    This should be turned in to a what funny things my pre-schooler said thread!
     
  16. kandbumpx

    kandbumpx Well-Known Member

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    Haha I agree... I'll change the title ;)
     
  17. NuKe

    NuKe mummy to 2 gorgeous girls

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    pops cant form sentences or anything yet but i asked her the other day

    "would you like some toast?"

    and I got...

    "no ta-ta toast! ...SWEETS!" :rofl:
     
  18. kandbumpx

    kandbumpx Well-Known Member

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    Aww haha, bless her :)
     
  19. Barbles

    Barbles Mum to 1 & cooking 1 more

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    My daughter was huffing, puffing & whinging so I said to her 'Its a hard life being three isnt it?' She replied 'I know, I wish I was four'
    I was absolutely creased up x
     
  20. kandbumpx

    kandbumpx Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: I'd of creased up too if i was there lol!
     

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