Funny things your toddler/child has come out with..

[kandbumpx]

Just remembered one...

DD (she's 5): Mum, the girls brigade leaders say Jesus is real.
Me: That's all right darling, people believe lots of different things, and that's OK.
DD: (long thoughtful pause) Well ... I believe in smurfs
Me:

bless her

 

[Rhi_Rhi1]

My lo told me he was "going for a jobby earlier" :/ and he always asks me why i cut my willy off !!!!! :O

 

[Raggydoll]

These are brilliant, I'm still laughing at the "bracelet mixer"

My 5 year old niece is forever coming out with gems.

Niece to my sister the other week;
"I can't go to school today, my heads not in the right place and my hearts not in it"