Goodbye tight vagina, hello adorable Isla!

[mumtobeplus1]

I didnt dare look at myself post birth, i only touched it to wash for the first
2 weeks, then after 4 weeks was back to normal, sex was just as its always been. x

 

[87lianne]

congrats she is beautifull

 

[peakydon]

Fantastic birth story. Had me loling.

Very gorgeous little girl you have a good right to be biased. xxx

 

[marnie79]

lol fab birth story !! even made my hubby read it !!!

 

[lulu35]

congratulations x

 

[lynzlogan]

PMSL i love your honesty!!! Proper cheered me up!

Congratulations Doll she's Gorgeous! xxxx

 

[Ang3l]

Lol, congratulations!

 

[kimberley_80]

Congratulations she is such a pretty baby well done to ya x
As for the birth storie that was funny as!! Lov it, reading ones like that defo makes u feel more relaxed about labour i was laughing all the way thro niceone xxx

 

[cowboys angel]

Very very funny, thanks for making me laugh! If my coworkers didn't already think I was crazy, they do now! hahaha

She is absolutely beautiful!!

 

[Mini_Me_x]

Funniest thing ive ever read on here!!

AND its also put me off McDonalds big macs ...THANKYOU!

Congrats on your little girl - shes gorgeous x

 

[MissRoxie]

Funny birth story, congrats again! Isla is gorgeous!!

 

[Noonoo1]

Utterly brilliant story, made me laugh all the way through!

She's absolutely gorgeous, well done indeed

 

[mummymadness]

she is stunning congrats xx

 

[DaisyvonStarr]

HAHAHA this has literally made my day! Lol. Congratulations Isla is gorgeous and thanks for the not looking at the foof afterwards advice!

xxx

 

[Divinebeauty]

funniest birth story ever!! Glad you told it how it was LMAO!!! Your baby girl Isla is absolutely gorgeous in every way omg!! beautifull!!!

I have to ask though what made you want to take a look in a mirror LOL .. after birth of my son I avoided every mirror POSSIBLE!!! hahahaha!!!!

 

[gemm]

Congrats!!! she is beautiful!!! xxx

 

[emsie]

Babes you are too funny! Your poor poor vag!

Your baby is so beautiful and i am really proud of you for keeping it real xxx

 

[whoops]

She is beautiful!

And fantastic story!

 

[MrsH1980]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I am so going to sort out a happy hardcore playlist on my ipod in preparation

Spat out my tea all over my desk when you called the doc a **** - classic.

Congrats on your little one; she's gorgeous x

 

[kayp]

You are hilarious! Sorry it was so painful and long, but you have an absolutely beautiful daughter now