Goodbye tight vagina, hello adorable Isla!

[mummy2lissy]

Love the birth story hun, I have been waiting for this! it made me chuckle! Your little girl is gorgeous, well done and congrats xx

 

[popat]

Best birth story I ever read!

Congratulations on your beautiful daughter!

 

[mrs_park]

Haha thanks for the laugh!!

Isla is so beautiful, congrats! x

 

[pip holder]

Haha thanks for a truthful version

Well bloody done you - Isla is amazingly beautiful

 

[Thumper]

Best story I've read! Brilliant. I love it. Congrats!!!

 

[cole2009]

Congrats, shes a pretty baby.

 

[janinexo]

Congratulations, your daughter is oh so cute

Loved the birth story too!! x

 

[Reid]

lol that made me laugh i will well be staying clear of any mirrors hmm or big macs 4 that matter lol
isla is just perfect well done xx

 

[excitedgal]

Just popped over from 2nd Tri for a nosy. This made me laugh so much! You should be on the telly I love the way you described it! Your girl is absolutely gorgeous congrats xx

 

[madcatwoman]

ha ha thats a brilliant write up!, you have a way with words i'll say that!
beautiful little girl, well done!

 

[Jamaicabride]

Thanks for that very honest birth story! Made me giggle when you called the dr a see you nxt tuesday!

She's lovely, credit to you, big congratulations!

 

[comicwife]

Well done babe she is gorgeous xxx

 

[MrsLo]

OOOOOH my!! I can't believe I didn't break my waters laughing so hard.
This should be published somewhere LOL.

Congratulations Momma! She is absolutely gorgeous!!

 

[joyfulsoul]

By far the funniest/best birth story i've read lol. I even had to read it out to the OH as I looked slightly bizarre laughing all the way through.

Congratulations and well done - she is an absolute stunner

xxx

 

[meow951]

She is gorgeous! Congratulations!

Your birth story made me laugh so much (in a nice way!)

Nice to hear an honest, upfront experience!

 

[kiraelliott]

Fuck me that was hilarious! Congrats, what a lil stunner xxx

 

[Minnie_me]

She is lush! Well done girl xx

 

[0_o]

Omg I just laughed so much I nearly peed myself haha.

Congratulations, she is gorgeous!! XX

 

[vitriolic_vix]

congratulations!!!

 

[Char.due.jan]

That was hilarious!! Lmao.. Best birth story I've read!
Congratulations on your gorgeous little girl! Xx