Goodbye tight vagina, hello adorable Isla!

[Louppey]

Isla is gorgeous, congratulations

Your birthing story made me laugh, sorry, just the way you worded it!!

 

[Gen79]

Best Birth Story Ever. Congrats on the gorgeous girl!

 

[MumtoJ]

Congrats, and your story definately brought a smile to my face, not your suffering but I could picture it all so clearly ...

 

[hurryupsept]

haha thats the most fun ive had reading a birth story!
congratulations on your LO, shes absoloutely gorgeous!

 

[dannyboygirl]

I loved the story lol lol but love the baby girl even more. She is flawless..

 

[MADLYSBOYS]

Your little girl is beautiful hon

Funny birth story though good for you for capturing the funny element of giving birth

 

[bexbexbex]

That was brill how you told your birth story!

Congrats on your wee princess!!

Shes gorgeous!!!
xx

 

[MissGx]

Loool! Well that cheered me up! Congratulations, shes an absolute stunner!!

 

[chrissie85]

: a great birth story!! had me in stitches! my kinda gal!!LOVE IT XX

 

[Babushka99]

Congratulations, loved the honesty of your story it really helped me to know what to expect! Isla is so gorgeous xxx

 

[juicylove]

Congrats grogeous baby girl

Your birth story was brill, the only one I have managed to be kept entertained and read to the end, well done

 

[Flower_Girl]

Congrats on your lil girl she is gorgeous

I love your birth story, it really made me smile. You simply can't beat saying it how it is!

 

[Samaraj]

It actually wasn't too bad - agressive fingering, no worse than I've suffered at the hands of over-excited teenage virgins

lmfao!!!!


This might be the funniest thing I read for the week

 

[starlight2801]

She's gorgeous - congratulations! Bloody good birth story
too. Had to chuckle xx

 

[x Alanna x]

shes gorgeous!!! congratulations xx

 

[Angel_dust]

She's gorgeous, congratulations!

and great story, love the way you wrote it, the realism is fab, made me giggle No posh clinical language there! was great!

 

[bababear]

Your birth story is hilarious & your wee girl is gorgeous!!

 

[Hunnybear]

Goddddd, you kiss your baby with that mouth?!?? lol Wow, sounds like a crrrrazy experience! Thanks for the tip about not looking down there, I will certainly avoid it like the plague!! Baby is beautiful! How far along was she?

 

[happy-evie]

hahaha i like you, your so funny....baby girl is a little cutie...x

 

[bernina]

Congratulations, Isla is beautiful!!!

You had me laughing out loud, brilliant story!! Thanks for sharing.

Oh and I love the name Isla, just as pretty as she is!