THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER > > > > Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my > > husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically > > telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a > suggestion. > > > > "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of > > toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds". > > > > Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in > > front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this > > take?" I asked. > > > > "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I > > stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between > > my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" > > > > Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your arse didn't it?"