Here you go ladies.......

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by 2nd.Time.Daddy, Jun 3, 2007.

  1. 2nd.Time.Daddy

    2nd.Time.Daddy Well-Known Member

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    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
    > >
    > > Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
    > > husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
    > > telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
    > suggestion.
    > >
    > > "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
    > > toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".
    > >
    > > Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
    > > front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
    > > take?" I asked.
    > >
    > > "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I
    > > stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
    > > my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
    > >
    > > Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your arse didn't it?"
     
  2. Jase

    Jase Well-Known Member

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    whats the definition of true bravery?
    coming home pissed after 3 days with no word, smelling of perfume and covered in lipstick. strolling up to your wife/partner and slapping her on the arse saying your next fatty!
     

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