Here you go ladies.......

[2nd.Time.Daddy]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
> >
> > Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
> > husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
> > telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
> suggestion.
> >
> > "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
> > toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".
> >
> > Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
> > front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
> > take?" I asked.
> >
> > "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I
> > stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
> > my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
> >
> > Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your arse didn't it?"

 

[Jase]

whats the definition of true bravery?
coming home pissed after 3 days with no word, smelling of perfume and covered in lipstick. strolling up to your wife/partner and slapping her on the arse saying your next fatty!