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NicolaWynne
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1. Check down the toilet and the toilet paper EVERY time you go to the toilet. Oh and check your knickers.
2. Freak out when you havent felt your baby move for a few hours and start poking/shaking your tummy to wake them up.
3. Check to see if your nipples have grown if you catch a glimpse of them in the mirror.
4. Used being pregnant to your own advantage. Eg, asking your boyfriend/spouse etc to go up the shop for a bar of chocolate, and when they refuse screaming something along the lines of "im F****** pregnant go get me one now!!" Even though the fact you want a chocolate bar is not pregnancy related what so ever!
5. Keep an eye on the depth of your belly button so see if and when it is actually going to pop out.
6. Consistently check your boobs/belly/thighs etc for stretch marks.
7. Find yourself some sort of random person baby stalker, and feel the need to look in every pram that goes past you (me and my mum do this alot, especially in supermarkets)
8. Find yourself having pram-envy instead of shoe/bag envy.
9. Puke/gag when brushing your tongue in the mornings... i hate this so much and im beginning to think its NEVER going to stop.
10. Feel like your entire life has turned into some kind of calendar where your constantly counting how many weeks and days you are, or counting down days til milestones/appointments and of course the big day!
...Any more ladies??
2. Freak out when you havent felt your baby move for a few hours and start poking/shaking your tummy to wake them up.
3. Check to see if your nipples have grown if you catch a glimpse of them in the mirror.
4. Used being pregnant to your own advantage. Eg, asking your boyfriend/spouse etc to go up the shop for a bar of chocolate, and when they refuse screaming something along the lines of "im F****** pregnant go get me one now!!" Even though the fact you want a chocolate bar is not pregnancy related what so ever!
5. Keep an eye on the depth of your belly button so see if and when it is actually going to pop out.
6. Consistently check your boobs/belly/thighs etc for stretch marks.
7. Find yourself some sort of random person baby stalker, and feel the need to look in every pram that goes past you (me and my mum do this alot, especially in supermarkets)
8. Find yourself having pram-envy instead of shoe/bag envy.
9. Puke/gag when brushing your tongue in the mornings... i hate this so much and im beginning to think its NEVER going to stop.
10. Feel like your entire life has turned into some kind of calendar where your constantly counting how many weeks and days you are, or counting down days til milestones/appointments and of course the big day!
...Any more ladies??
lol.
