Hypothetical and reality

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  1. Wobbles

    Wobbles WoBbLeWoBbLe
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    A little boy goes up to his father and asks: 'Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?' The father replies: 'Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500, 000.' The boy goes and asks his mother: 'Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500, 000?' The mother replies: 'Hell yes I would!' The little boy returns to his father: 'Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'' The father then says: 'Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500, 000.' The boy asks his sister: 'Would you have sex with your principal for $500, 000?' The sister replies: 'Hell yes I would!' He returns to his father: 'Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'' The father answers: 'Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores!!

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  2. Tam

    Tam Mum of 2 - PG with No.3

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    ImTheDaddy Well-Known Member

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    Very good Wobster!

    I have lots of Jokes shall I join in?
     
  4. tiggy

    tiggy 2 DD: Alyssa and Erika.

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    lol brill.
     
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    lcside Mummy to Erin

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    Tigerlass Noahs mummy & TTC NO.2..

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    :rofl::rofl::thumbup: BRILLIANT!!
     

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