----I find that life is short, so be happy man -----

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  1. Arcanegirl

    Arcanegirl Bazinga!!

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    ----I find that life is short, so be happy man -----


    By following this simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have
    finally found inner peace.

    Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to finally achieve inner peace is to
    finish All the things you've started and never finished."

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
    hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off
    a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
    Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the rest of the
    cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates and the remainder of
    my old Prozac prescription.

    You have no idea how FREAKING good I feel!!

    Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner
    peace.
     
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