Arcanegirl
Bazinga!!
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----I find that life is short, so be happy man -----
By following this simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have
finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to finally achieve inner peace is to
finish All the things you've started and never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off
a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the rest of the
cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates and the remainder of
my old Prozac prescription.
You have no idea how FREAKING good I feel!!
Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner
peace.
By following this simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have
finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to finally achieve inner peace is to
finish All the things you've started and never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off
a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the rest of the
cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates and the remainder of
my old Prozac prescription.
You have no idea how FREAKING good I feel!!
Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner
peace.
