I just love it when.... (the sarcasm thread)

Discussion in 'Pregnancy - Third Trimester' started by FM_DJ, Nov 14, 2011.

  1. FM_DJ

    FM_DJ Expecting baby #2!

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    I just love it when I sneeze and pee my pants.

    What do you love (sarcastically) about your pregnancy? Your turn! :)
     
  2. aley28

    aley28 2 boys & a girl <3

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    I just love it when I drop something on the ground, struggle to bend down and pick it up, and then drop something else as I straighten back up. (This happens frequently with laundry)

    :haha:
     
  3. crazylilth1ng

    crazylilth1ng Well-Known Member

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    I love it that you think great, no period for 9 months... without realising that you will have to wear a sanitary towel for almost EVERY DAY of those nine months regardless.
     
  4. queenlavera

    queenlavera Mommy to a miracle

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    I love how the simplest tasks have me panting like a dog afterwards. I take a big sigh before every shower.
     
  5. NawlinsMama

    NawlinsMama Mummy to 1, due Nov 27

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    Oh God, I do this so often it isn't even funny. The best part is DH standing there laughing at me, not bothering to help me out! :growlmad:
     
  6. Narla83

    Narla83 Mum of 3 & pregnant

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    I love it when I just get tucked up in bed and get comfortable (not easy) then have to get up and go all the way down the stairs to pee for the 100th time that night :dohh:
     
  7. Emma247

    Emma247 Well-Known Member

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    I love it when I tell OH I have BH and his reply is "are u sure u don't just need a fart?"
     
  8. Rabbit11

    Rabbit11 Well-Known Member

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    Adding to this - and I just love it that my butt is chapped from said damn sanitary pad!!!!
     
  9. Little_bump

    Little_bump Well-Known Member

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    I just love it when i get out of breath for NO reason, even sat down for ages and suddenly having to breath deeply like ive ran a mile!
     
  10. Cuffy

    Cuffy Mum to 1 Expecting Twins

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    I love injecting insulin and being on a stricter diet now than ever before!

    Oh and my nightly visit from the braxton hicks fairy-not painful my arse!
     
  11. Chasesmommy

    Chasesmommy Well-Known Member

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    LOL LOVE THIS!

    I love it when I tell my Oh i'm having BH contractions and he looks at me like, "yeah right thats not even possible" even though he has no idea what they are and that its completely normal

    I love it when I get comfy in bed and OH jumps in and ruins everything with his big ole arms and legs!
     
  12. flippityflop

    flippityflop Well-Known Member

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    I love it when I go to the toilet just before beginning my long commute home, only to have to race to the station to make it to toilet 10 minutes later - despite not having had anything to drink in between.
     
  13. patientgirl

    patientgirl Well-Known Member

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    I love it when people tell me I'm EVEN bigger than I was a day/two days etc. ago.
    Brilliant!
     
  14. Biddylee

    Biddylee Well-Known Member

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    I love it when my OH said I looked like Humpty Dumpty with my maternity tights on...:growlmad:


    :haha:
     
  15. bumpsmum

    bumpsmum Mummy to Matthew & Daniel

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    i love it when I finally beat the insomnia and doze over to then attempt to roll over very ungracefully, fart and wake myself up :dohh: xx
     
  16. babydustcass

    babydustcass Well-Known Member

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    omg!!! I did that twice today, sneezed and peed my pants!!!! HAHA
     
  17. Cuffy

    Cuffy Mum to 1 Expecting Twins

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    :rofl: That made me laugh so loud!!
     
  18. JackiePed

    JackiePed Guest

    I love it when I set up my 'pillow fort' before I get into bed, and then heave myself into bed, lifting my leg OVER the pillow-wall, and grunt and complain about how it hurts to get into bed.... :dohh:
     
  19. 2RockinBoys

    2RockinBoys Mummy of 2 squishy boy's!

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    I love it when I cry out in sudden pain from sciatica the baby has caused and people ask me "are you al right?", in a tone as if to say 'that was a bit OTT, and I'm not really interested in your well being, just thought I'd ask for society sake' because obviously they know how much pain I'm in having gone through it themselves :dohh:
     
  20. Sini

    Sini Well-Known Member

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    I love it when I got PAINS that turn out to be gas pains and all I needed was a fart - no baby in sight :D
     

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