I'm available for weddings, funerals and christenings

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  1. Jase

    Jase Well-Known Member

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    i was bored the other night and got ordained
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~This is to confirm thatJason Barber SOUTH GLAMORGAN uk has been ordained as a minister of theUniversal Life Church, Modesto, California.Date of Ordination: 5/13/2007 by Kevin Andrews, Pastorwww.ulc.net~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Your request for ordination has been processed, and you are now an ordained minister of theUniversal Life Church in Modesto, California! Please record the above date of ordination foryour records, as you may need this information in the future to fill out the various forms ofthe clergy. If you were ordained previously, the above date will constitute a valid date uponwhich you were RE-ordained. Ordination is for life, without price, and without question ofyour specific beliefs. You do not need to pay any tithe, donation, or offering of any kind,now or in the future.Ordinations are individually reviewed and forwarded to Universal Life Church InternationalHeadquarters in Modesto, California, where it will be recorded in the permanent church records.As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform the rites and ceremonies of thechurch (except circumcision), including weddings, funerals, baptisms and blessings, subject tothe laws of your country, state, or locality. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such asmarriages), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction.You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to members of the clergy.Your commitment is to always do the right thing. It is your responsibility to peacefully andsincerely determine the right course of action, and to avoid infringing on the rights of others. You alone are responsible for your actions as a minister.

    just call me rev jase:angelnot:
     
  2. Imi

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    lmfao you twit!

    thank you 4 makin me laugh ... rev!

    xxx
     
  3. Arcanegirl

    Arcanegirl Bazinga!!

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  4. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    :dohh: Now I have your Address.....:muaha: Ill send you my prayer requests!

    OOOOHHHHH MR & MRS WOBBLES.....That has a nice ring to it:rofl:
     
  5. Dionne

    Dionne Well-Known Member

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    thats not your real address is it:dohh:
     
  6. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    O.M.G. Modesto California is just outside of my home town. Why did you go there..... Can you only practice in the states?
     
  7. Layla

    Layla Well-Known Member

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    :dohh: yes it is!!

    its so frustrating being married to a child :(

    Wobbles, can you edit his post please and take out our address

    xx
     
  8. Dionne

    Dionne Well-Known Member

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    hehehehehe

    im just extra carefull on the internet now. some right odd bods out there:wacko:
     
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    bexxie Well-Known Member

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    Layla Well-Known Member

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    yeah i agree!

    x
     
  11. sophie

    sophie Mum of 2 pg with no3!

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    :dohh: oh bless him! lmao!
    x
     
  12. Iwantone!!!

    Iwantone!!! Well-Known Member

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    ur nuts jase
     

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