ForeverAutumn
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Not exactly a story about my LO directly but it was embarrasing
So my boobs aren't the same after pregnancy and a spell of breastfeeding. They've shrunk and are now just a B cup looking dead sorry for themselves. Anyway... staff Christmas party and my first night out which I'd been looking forward to, left baby with hubby and popped a couple of 'chicken fillet' enhancers in my bra before leaving the house.
Anyway, get the the restaurant and they start slipping out - erk! So I carefully removed each one and put them in my handbag. A few hours, courses and drinks later and I'm sat chatting to my colleagues (male and female) when I look down and there's one of my chicken fillets hanging out of my handbag for all to see. One of the guys was looking at it as if to say 'what is that?'
Eurghh!!!
So my boobs aren't the same after pregnancy and a spell of breastfeeding. They've shrunk and are now just a B cup looking dead sorry for themselves. Anyway... staff Christmas party and my first night out which I'd been looking forward to, left baby with hubby and popped a couple of 'chicken fillet' enhancers in my bra before leaving the house.
Anyway, get the the restaurant and they start slipping out - erk! So I carefully removed each one and put them in my handbag. A few hours, courses and drinks later and I'm sat chatting to my colleagues (male and female) when I look down and there's one of my chicken fillets hanging out of my handbag for all to see. One of the guys was looking at it as if to say 'what is that?'
Eurghh!!!
