I've officially lost the plot

[Kirst264]

So this morning i woke up and noticed a big chunky black spider on the roof above me. I don't like spiders but i thought well i'll just leave it and get OH to get rid of it once he's awake (he was sound alseep). Next thing i know this huge spider is hurtling down from the roof towards me, so i let out this huge blood curdling scream right in OH's face, threw the covers back and leaped onto him. This gave him such a fright that he started screaming as well (he said after he thought i was in labour or being attacked or something) and somehow i managed to fling myself over him (not easy with this big bump) and ran out of bed.

So..i started laughing hysterically like a total maniac, and then i started crying then this turned into me absolutely sobbing....! And i couldn't stop crying. OH just looked at me like i had 2 heads, he must wonder what on earth has happened to me, i really do feel like i've lost the plot!!

Sorry for the random story lol x

 

[Tiredgirl]

Hahaha, sorry to laugh, I would be the same with the spider, they terrify me.... made me laugh that your OH started screaming too!!! xx

 

[Eskimobabys]

hahaahahhahahah i HATE bugs! and my apt is crawling with spiders!

 

[Mummietobe]

Sorry this did make me laugh! Im not a fan of spiders either

 

[kellis]

i phoned my husband in tears on sunday to come from his sisters because there was a massive spider on my coat and then when i ran of screaming into the kitchen a wasp flew in my face! I was a quivering wreck by the time he got here and he and my son just laughed at me

 

[Kirst264]

Hahaha, sorry to laugh, I would be the same with the spider, they terrify me.... made me laugh that your OH started screaming too!!! xx

It was absolutely hilarious honestly, i keep randomly laughing about it!! x

 

[janinio87uk]

bless ya, u never really think they'll fall off the ceiling! I think I'd do exactly the same thing as u tho but doubt I'd actually lay there knowing it was there lol xx

 

[Tiredgirl]

Hehe am still giggling! x

 

[charlotte-xo]

lol...how funny..i think id be the same though i hate the bloody things there sooo scary. my oh refuses to let me squish them he calls me a murderer lol....

xx

 

[Cookie1979]

Ha ha that made me laugh!! I hate spiders too, and would have lept out of the way screaming if it had come towards me aswell. We've had a couple in our room and I've screamed at my hubby to get rid of it, I wont get in bed til I know its gone, otherwise it will crawl on me in the night...thats what I think will happen anyway.

Very funny reaction though. Damn those hormones, makes us all crazy!!

 

[ChubbyCheeks]

Did you get the spider tho?!! I would so not go back in that room till
i saw evidence!! lol

 

[Kirst264]

Well i think part of the reason i freaked out afterwards was cos it was nowhere to be found, little bugger probs got a fright and is in hiding somewhere waiting to get me! Then OH accused me of dreaming it as he couldn't find it anywhere! I refuse to get back into bed tonight until i know it's not there! x

 

[ChubbyCheeks]

I know spiders too well hes defo hiding from you & its you & only you
he will jump out at later....nobody esle around here notices spiders but me....
Which prooves its me they come to get

 

[KittyVentura]

Lol. I have a serious fear of butterflies and moths and now I'm pregnant I freak out os much more. Like I cry and shake if I see the and then I'm sick.

Oh and I do NOT have a fear of clowns. Not even a bit but at the weekend we went or McDonalds lunch while shopping and Ronald McDonald was in there. I started shaking, trying to hide behind DH and was then sick and shaky all day...

Pregnancy does weird things to us.

I cried for an hour on Sunday because DH sat on the new bed in his parents spare room and the bed broke (DH is not big... was a dodgy bed).

xxx

 

[Ice Cold Cube]

That made me laugh! I hate spiders too and would have done the same I'm sure!

Laura x

 

[KittyVentura]

Oh AND (I hope these are making you feel better) the other night a cat came through our bedroom window in the middle of the night and I freak out so so so bad. Screaming and the lot. xx

 

[Mrschoochoo]

I cannot put up with one in the room, my friend brought me this for christmas last year and I love it! OH also refuses to let me kill them.

https://www.primrose-london.co.uk/spider-catcher-vacuum-p-6467.html?source=googlebase

I used to catch them in glasses and then leave them till my OH came back from work, untill my cats figured out they could knock the glasses over...............

 

[babytots]

Aww bless ya hun that made me giggle as its something I would do too! I am terrified of spiders,moths,creepy crawlies etc and scream like a pansy if any dare come near me! x

 

[pinkgem100]

URGH!!! I would have done exactly the same chick, hate the horrid things!!! Everytime i see i spider i scream for my OH to come and kill it, but everytime i scream his name he panics that i have gone in to labour so for the last few weeks i have been banned from screaming his name i have to scream spider so that he know baby is fine its just a spider!! xx

 

[crazyrae]

That really made me laugh! I'd be the same!!

And pinkgem100, I have been told off by my DH for calling out his name suddenly or asking him to come here (usually about a spider in fact) or making any sort of distressed sound without saying straight away what is wrong as he keeps panicking it's something to do with the baby!!