just been sent this

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  1. loulou1980

    loulou1980 Well-Known Member

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    mates just sent me this :shock:


    At first I was afraid, I was petrified...
    By the ugly w*nker that was lying by my side.I would've drunk a little less, I would've
    Tried to keep my head,
    If I'd know for just one second I'd be in
    Your crusty bed...

    I tried to go, walk out the door.
    But I laughed so hard at your small kn*b that
    I've fallen on the floor.
    Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace,
    But I'd rather look at that, than at your
    F###ing ugly face...!

    I want to go, I've got to leave.
    Your talk of chicks and football really makes
    Me want to heave.

    I only know I've got to stop my drinking
    Spirts and the beer
    Coz when I looked at you last night, you
    Looked just like Richard Gere !

    Please let me go, I feel quite sick,
    We had the worst sex in the world and you're
    An ugly pr*ck

    I should have shagged your gorgeous mate,
    At least he's got a lovely flat
    But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm
    Stuck with you, you twat.

    It's time to go, run out the door.
    You look so ugly it should really be against the law.
    I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going
    To have no stupid fun
    Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me
    Want to be a nun !

    I WILL SURVIVE!
     
  2. KX

    KX Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant! :rofl: :rofl:
     
  3. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    lou u have just made my day :rofl:
     
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    sophie Mum of 2 pg with no3!

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    :rofl: very good
     
  6. twinkletoes

    twinkletoes Well-Known Member

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    thats fab! it put a big smile on my face, and after the crappy day ive had i needed to smile :D :D :D :D
     
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    Wobbles BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

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    Jo I'm an old bag!

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    Arcanegirl Bazinga!!

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