twinkletoes
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...and it made me piss myself (well not literllay) LOL
Just imagine sitting in your car listening to the radio and hearing this. Many Sudney folks did hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJ's play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJ's call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random but very personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (and a phone number) for verification. If their partner answers the same 3 questions correctly then they both win a prize.
One particualr game, however, severla months ago made the Harbour city drop to its knees with laughter.
Anyway, heres how it all went down....
DJ :"Hey this is Ed on FOX FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mat match'?"
Contestant (laughing): "yes i have"
DJ: "Great then you know we are giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name...first name only please"
Contestant: "Brian"
DJ: "So Brain, are you married or what"
Brian (laughing nervously) : "yes im married"
DJ: "Thanks. So what is your wifes name. First name only please"
Contestant: "Sara"
DJ: "Is Sara at work Brian?"
Contestant: "Shes gonna kill me"
DJ: "Stay with me here Brian, is she at work"
Contestant (laughing nervously): "Yes shes at work"
DJ: "OK first question, whens the last time you had sex"
Contestant: "8am"
DJ: "Question 2: How long did it last"
Contestant: "About 10 minutes"
DJ " Ok final question...where di you have sex"
Contestant: "Well urm...mother in law is satying at the moment....she was in the shower at the time...it was on the kitchen table"
DJ: "atta boy Brian. That more adventure than ive ever had"
(3 MINS OF ADS FOLLOW)
DJ: "Ok folks...Brians on hold...we'll call his wife now"
DJ: "Hey is sara there please"
clerk: "this is she"
DJ: "Hey sara, this is Ed at FOX FM. We are live on air right now and ive been chatting to Brian. Do you know the rules of 'mate match'"
clerk: "no"
DJ: "Great....just answer the following questions honestly ok?"
Clerk: "Um ok..."
DJ: "Great, when was the last time you and Brian had sex"
Clerk (laughing): "Erm.. baout 8 am before Brian went to work"
DJ: "Good good, how long did it last..."
Clerk: "12, 15 minutes maybe"
DJ "thats close enough! where di you have it?"
Clerk: "OH MY GOD BRIAN! you didnt tell them did you!"
Brian "Just tell him honey, if you get it right we win a trip to the Gold Coast"
DJ: " come on sasr, whats bothering you so much?"
Clerk: "um...well"
DJ: " come on!"
Clerk: " ERM...well it was up the arse"
AFTER A LONG PAUSE THE DJ CALLED FOR A STUDIO BREAK!
and all of Sydney almost crashed their cars with laughter
Just imagine sitting in your car listening to the radio and hearing this. Many Sudney folks did hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJ's play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJ's call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random but very personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (and a phone number) for verification. If their partner answers the same 3 questions correctly then they both win a prize.
One particualr game, however, severla months ago made the Harbour city drop to its knees with laughter.
Anyway, heres how it all went down....
DJ :"Hey this is Ed on FOX FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mat match'?"
Contestant (laughing): "yes i have"
DJ: "Great then you know we are giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name...first name only please"
Contestant: "Brian"
DJ: "So Brain, are you married or what"
Brian (laughing nervously) : "yes im married"
DJ: "Thanks. So what is your wifes name. First name only please"
Contestant: "Sara"
DJ: "Is Sara at work Brian?"
Contestant: "Shes gonna kill me"
DJ: "Stay with me here Brian, is she at work"
Contestant (laughing nervously): "Yes shes at work"
DJ: "OK first question, whens the last time you had sex"
Contestant: "8am"
DJ: "Question 2: How long did it last"
Contestant: "About 10 minutes"
DJ " Ok final question...where di you have sex"
Contestant: "Well urm...mother in law is satying at the moment....she was in the shower at the time...it was on the kitchen table"
DJ: "atta boy Brian. That more adventure than ive ever had"
(3 MINS OF ADS FOLLOW)
DJ: "Ok folks...Brians on hold...we'll call his wife now"
DJ: "Hey is sara there please"
clerk: "this is she"
DJ: "Hey sara, this is Ed at FOX FM. We are live on air right now and ive been chatting to Brian. Do you know the rules of 'mate match'"
clerk: "no"
DJ: "Great....just answer the following questions honestly ok?"
Clerk: "Um ok..."
DJ: "Great, when was the last time you and Brian had sex"
Clerk (laughing): "Erm.. baout 8 am before Brian went to work"
DJ: "Good good, how long did it last..."
Clerk: "12, 15 minutes maybe"
DJ "thats close enough! where di you have it?"
Clerk: "OH MY GOD BRIAN! you didnt tell them did you!"
Brian "Just tell him honey, if you get it right we win a trip to the Gold Coast"
DJ: " come on sasr, whats bothering you so much?"
Clerk: "um...well"
DJ: " come on!"
Clerk: " ERM...well it was up the arse"
AFTER A LONG PAUSE THE DJ CALLED FOR A STUDIO BREAK!
and all of Sydney almost crashed their cars with laughter
