i had this problem last night with a bunch of friends i hadn't seen in awhile. EVERY time they saw i wasn't drinking a beer, the newly arrived person would say, "oh my gosh, are you pregnant?!" and i had a bit of a soapbox prepared.
"women who are asked that are in 1 of 4 categories:
1. she's pregnant and she just didn't come out and tell you, but if you ask, she'll be excited and say yes.
2. she's pregnant but it's too early and isn't telling anyone yet so will lie and tell you no.
3. she's not pregnant, and possibly not trying. a bit presumptuious to assume everyone wants kids, or wants kids now, doncha think?
4. she's not pregnant, and wishes she was. this may involve infertility, miscarriage, or just a "no, still not pregnant, ugh" sentiment. (insert story of friend who has been married for 9 years, has miscarried 4 times and HATES that what she is drinking causes people to whisper and speculate and ALL she wants is to be pregnant, so the question itself is heartbreaking.)
here's where everyone expects you to tell you which one you are...but i said:
"and i'm not going to even tell you which one of those i am. it's personal, and if i wanted to share, i would. so you can assume or not assume what you will.<takes sip of nonalcoholic drink and helps self to more salad.>"
it actually sparked a really good dialog with my friends. some were more unsettled by not getting a yes or no answer (in hindsight, it's like,
really? did you not get any of what i just said? but whatever, not my problem! haha), but the understanding ones really realized that i had thought a lot about it and was asking them to think about asking women that question in the future and/or not be so quick to make judgements based on what a woman does or doesn't eat/drink. i'm sort of guessing they guessed i was in category #4, but i didn't say one way or the other (sneaky #2
). AND they even came up with 2 more options:
5. she's not pregnant, has just gained weight, butthankyouverymuch.
6. she's extremely hung over and can't stomach drinking again tonight.
i thought number 6 might actually be pretty useful/believeable for anyone who is known to have a beer or glass of wine all the time.