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Ohhhh my gosh, I leave for a few hours and I've missed all this fun!!
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JackiePed
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Robin... PUT DOWN the pineapple cork and STEP. AWAY.
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JackiePed
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It doesn't come out of your underwear, either! I have purple stains all over my favorite pairs!
Wear thongs like Robin. Less surface area for purple pineapple CM
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It doesn't come out of your underwear, either! I have purple stains all over my favorite pairs!
Wear thongs like Robin. Less surface area for purple pineapple CM
Dammit how many times do I have to tell you the sherpas took them?
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It doesn't come out of your underwear, either! I have purple stains all over my favorite pairs!
If you rub a semen and castor oil cocktail on the stain, it comes right out!
Does that work for the cervical pee-stains in the carpet, too? We MUST tell Kage....
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I can't. Plus I kind of like the particular hue. It's pretty.
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robinator
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It doesn't come out of your underwear, either! I have purple stains all over my favorite pairs!
If you rub a semen and castor oil cocktail on the stain, it comes right out!
Does that work for the cervical pee-stains in the carpet, too? We MUST tell Kage....
I plan to pee out of my cervix in the next hour or so; I'll let you know.
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In the meantime, I'm going to lick EPO off of my birthing ball and see if that helps clear up my constipation.
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It doesn't come out of your underwear, either! I have purple stains all over my favorite pairs!
Wear thongs like Robin. Less surface area for purple pineapple CM
I can't wear thongs right now! They rub on my hemorrhoids and cause them to itch.
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Ha... no... it's definitely not sexy. And.. I figure... I have enough 'not sexy' moments right now, so I'll keep my vagina sneezes and poo patterns to myself when I'm around him, thank you...[/QUOTE
hmmmm my father always used to say that a woman looked at her best when she was pregnant. Now he must have really loved my mum or had the biggest pair of rose tinted sunglasses on because i know for a fact the "glow" he was talking about was caused either by overheating, constipation or quick onset hormonal rage followed by even quicker onset hormonal weeping.
I think if the really told you what pregnancy was like- we as a species would be doomed. hell if they told me what checking my cervix was going to be like I would have insisted on dinner and a movie first. Hell if i ever thought that i would completely ok with complete randoms (sure bring in the medical students!) or even my own mother looking up my jaxie (maybe they were looking for a lost sherpa) i would have called you crazy. I think personal dignity is effected by the progesterone levels- seems everything else from pooing to flat feet is caused by that sucker.
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and by the way- we haven't even started on the nipple stimulation to bring on labor- I dont know about you but by the end of my pregnancy I could sense my husband thinking about touching them in another room, at the back of the house and i would want to kick him in the baby maker. I couldn't imagine tweeking them like a demented pornstar for hours on end.
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My goodness, no, I am not talking to my DH about them. He laughed at me the other day when I just brought up the whole "shaving down under cause I can't see my vagina anymore past my bump" talk; though, of course, he offered to take a gander at the finished product to help me out... How nice.
See, only you guys I feel welcomed telling all that too and you can't stop my fingers from typing. LOL.YAY!
I know, I should be in bed too. I have a doctor's appointment in the AM.
I mentioned this whole dilemma with my DH the other day and he just said "well, I will do it for you..........." On second thought, I don't think so - his one hand shakes a lot, what if I end up with zig zag pattern down there? Or worse, being shaved down the skin......................
You girls just made me laugh today
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My goodness, no, I am not talking to my DH about them. He laughed at me the other day when I just brought up the whole "shaving down under cause I can't see my vagina anymore past my bump" talk; though, of course, he offered to take a gander at the finished product to help me out... How nice.
See, only you guys I feel welcomed telling all that too and you can't stop my fingers from typing. LOL.
I know, I should be in bed too. I have a doctor's appointment in the AM.
I mentioned this whole dilemma with my DH the other day and he just said "well, I will do it for you..........." On second thought, I don't think so - his one hand shakes a lot, what if I end up with zig zag pattern down there? Or worse, being shaved down the skin......................
You girls just made me laugh today
Sophie came a month early - on my list of things to do that weekend was "trim the shrubbery" Poor doctors. No map of tasmania for them - it was hello map of south east asia!
And my legs, Oh god my poor middle european man legs!
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