lol took this off another site..lol

[cryingtrying]

Get a good laugh at this !!!!!


https://pregnancyandbaby.com/pregnancy/baby/Madame-Zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience-736.htm



Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:

The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the early afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and a lot of brown hair.

 

[Pippasdvision]

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 13 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have medium amber eyes and fluffy blonde hair.

 

[Scarlett316]

I gave up after the first line. Apparantly the day I give birth will be hot. England in the middle of march? I think not.

 

[jessabella]

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 13 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have medium amber eyes and fluffy blonde hair.

frraaack...13 lb 9oz

 

[Tanikit]

The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a little patch of auburn hair.

Hardly likely considering last baby was 8 pounds 3 ounces and this one is likely to be bigger and born by elective C-section which would mean a morning birth with no labour - then again it may decide to come really early in the middle of the night. Dark brown eyes is the least likely though with DHs and my genetics - we will more than likely have blue or green eyed children.

 

[jessabella]

The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have dark green eyes and barely there auburn hair.

funny thing is this cold be accurate....hubby was a ginger baby and has green eyes..
but given my genetic background (black-spanish) I dont think so.

 

[mojobear]

The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 44 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and barely there red hair.

OMG................................. 44hours and 14 pounds 8 oz.................

 

[barrowland]

this is silly but still


The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and a little patch of red hair.

 

[crazy84]

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and curly brown hair.

That is hillarious!!! I can't imagine that the Dr. would let me carry a baby to that weight!!!

 

[Srrme]

The day you deliver, outside will be fair. Your baby will arrive in the early afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have dark blue eyes and fluffy blonde hair.


Awe, I hope my baby isn't only 4 pounds! He'll have blue eyes since both myself, OH, and our parents do though, and he will probably have brown or blonde hair.

 

[ttcgeordie]

here is mine and some one else did this a while back and its diff from the last one i did, but the boy bit is rite last time it said girl???

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have medium brown eyes and a little patch of blonde hair.

 

[natlee]

The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 25 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have medium amber eyes and a lot of auburn hair.

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! 15lb 14oz!!!! LOL!!

 

[kelly86]

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and a little patch of blonde hair.



hahhahaha i dont think it will be sunny in febuary and blonde hair i dont know where that would come from as neither of us are blonde hahah

 

[PixieBelle]

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have light violet eyes and some auburn hair.

Ha ha ha ha! I'm having a purple eyed ginger child!

 

[lindblum]

The day you deliver, outside will be light. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

... so if i want a different labour i could paint my nails or do the test when its light? wow, very scientific. ... At least it was entertaining!

Purple is your favorite color.

You have no ring(s) on your fingers.

The weather outside now is dark.

Do you prefer the scent of pine or lavender? - Pine.

The last animal you saw was a bird.

Your favorite type of movie is horror.

electronic music makes baby the most active.

Do you like broccoli? yes.

Your most consistent craving is? chocolate.

Do you paint your fingernails or toenails? no.

You are one of many.

 

[Hannaaisha]

Madam Zaritska reckons I'm going to have a 14 pound baby and 25 hour labour, OMG is all I have to say to that.

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 25 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and barely there black hair.

 

[Hannaaisha]

The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have dark green eyes and barely there auburn hair.

funny thing is this cold be accurate....hubby was a ginger baby and has green eyes..
but given my genetic background (black-spanish) I dont think so.

I've seen ginger mixed race babies before!!! they are really cute.

 

[winterleaves]

The day you deliver, outside will be shiny. Your baby will arrive in the late morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have dark amber eyes and barely there auburn hair.

a nice short labour but big baby!!

 

[Jojo-Mummy]

The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark hazel eyes and some black hair.

 

[Sarah&Ady]

Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:

The day you deliver, outside will be light. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have medium violet eyes and a lot of red hair.

Omg ...lol