Madame Zaritska baby prediction: Free for fun lol

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  1. LadyGecko

    LadyGecko Mummy to DD1, DD2 & 5 Ang

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    Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:

    The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 30 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light violet eyes and a lot of brown hair.
     
  2. katiekittykat

    katiekittykat Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant!! This is mine..

    The day you deliver, outside will be stormy. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium gray eyes and some black hair.

    I want a girl as well!! Not over the moon about the 15 hour labour though :dohh:
     
  3. MustangGTgirl

    MustangGTgirl #3 Due in April 2012!

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    LOL I just took one for fun.

    The day you deliver, outside will be stormy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 30 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have medium blue eyes and fluffy blonde hair.

    I hope I don't have a 10 pounder and my longest labor was 14 hours so please don't be 30 this time around!
     
  4. TexasUni

    TexasUni Well-Known Member

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    The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 12 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and curly red hair.



    WHAT LOL 4lbs!?!?!!? NO, brown eyes??? WE BOTH HAVE BLUE :( wth!!!!
     
  5. shinona

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    The day you deliver, outside will be fair. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and a little patch of brown hair.
    I'll sign up for a 9 hour labour, thanks! I am not however signing up for a 14lb 6oz baby!! Ds was 10lb 14oz and that was bad enough. :wacko:
     
  6. Gem87

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    Fab this is what mine was

    The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and curly auburn hair.

    had such a giggle as i was born with bright ginger hair now a natural blonde but keep winding OH up with this!!!!

    As for the 13lbs 9oz OUCH!!!!!!! PMSL

    great thanks xxxxx
     
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    The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark hazel eyes and some brown hair.
     
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    Glad to see you got a big bubba too!! :haha: WOnder what answer we gave that means we're having such big babies????
     
  9. TexasUni

    TexasUni Well-Known Member

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    LOL @ the 14 & 13 pounders!!!! WOW....
     
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    katiekittykat Well-Known Member

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    That's not a baby...it's a turkey :rofl:
     
  11. shinona

    shinona Well-Known Member

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    Oi! No laughing!! That's going to sting like a good un!!!
     
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    This is mine The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 25 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have medium blue eyes and some brown hair.

    14 lbs! is that even possible? I am hoping this predicition is wrong!
     
  14. shinona

    shinona Well-Known Member

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    Possible but unlikely!
     
  15. LadyGecko

    LadyGecko Mummy to DD1, DD2 & 5 Ang

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    30 hours man im gonna be knackered lol
     
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    LOL not sure hahaha made me giggle!!! :blush::haha:
     
  17. osubuckeye

    osubuckeye TTC #1

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    The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have medium violet eyes and some black hair.

    * That was funny!! Gonna be a big baby!! And I have now clue where the black hair would come from, I'm a red head and hubby is blondish/brown......interesting!!
     
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    The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and curly red hair.

    Kind of shocked, I have hazel eyes and hubby has red hair but neither one of us has it curly. 5 hours thats pretty good :) And a girl will be nice, but my first hope is a boy.
     
  19. nona81

    nona81 A little bit pregnant x

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    I did it 3 times (with the same answers) and got 3 different predictions, the second one had the shortest labor but my baby was 14lb +!
     
  20. janeybaby

    janeybaby 18 mths TTC BFP 5 Apr 11

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    Ha Ha Ha here is mine

    The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light violet eyes and curly red hair.

    Ouch on the baby size. My DH said it sounds like a pixie :rofl:
     

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