Madame Zaritska baby prediction: Free for fun lol

[caity86]

Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:
The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 48 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have medium gray eyes and a little patch of blonde hair.

LMAO....Im puttin my baby on a diet no way am I pushin out an 11 pounder! and 48 hours...???? Hello Epidural.

 

[Stormynights]

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have medium amber eyes and curly brown hair.

Haha