massaging the undercarriage

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  1. cosmotbear

    cosmotbear Expecting number 2 :-)

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    So I decided that this perineum business needed a go and I bought some massage gel for the purpose. I had a go yesterday and I can't bloody reach! :rofl: Honestly, I am no where near a massage.
    I told lovely hubby about my problems and he laughed... he said 'theres a lot I'd do for you but I am not going DOWN THERE and massaging'. I don't blame him to be honest, I wouldn't want to massage him down there either..:rofl: So, looks like I'll be getting stiches (I can at least blame him for them after the birth). Anyone here actually managing to (or being arsed *excuse the pun*) do perineal massage???
     
  2. Sovereign

    Sovereign Well-Known Member

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    Too early for me yet!!! But am going to give it a bash when the time comes.
     
  3. Hevz

    Hevz 4 beautiful children

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    :rofl:....he doesn't have to erm "go down there" like a Dr:rofl::rofl::rofl:


    He just needs to rub some in and sort of stretch it all a bit...if he's well endowed I suppose he could use "that":rofl::blush:
     
  4. cosmotbear

    cosmotbear Expecting number 2 :-)

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    start now while you can!
     
  5. cosmotbear

    cosmotbear Expecting number 2 :-)

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    eh?? What the hell does your doc do?? :rofl:
     
  6. Sovereign

    Sovereign Well-Known Member

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    Do you think I should?! Can't do any harm I suppose, lol!
     
  7. cosmotbear

    cosmotbear Expecting number 2 :-)

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    YES!! I wish I'd thought about it while I could still reach that far back :dohh:
     
  8. cuddles314

    cuddles314 Proud Mummy to Bobby

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    :rofl:
    I've got this problem too hun!! Bought some special oil to massage in, but can only really reach enough to manage a slight rub, no where near a massage! And believe me, just getting into that position involves alot of grunting, groaning and wierd facial expressions! :rofl:
    xx
     
  9. momandpeanut

    momandpeanut Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Im really lucky my OH is only to happy to help :blush: !!
     
  10. vicwick

    vicwick Expecting baba #2

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    Yeah my hubby is being surprisingly helpful in this department he even came in from work yesterday and had a look online for some almond oil!!!! We haven't done it yet so wonder if the novelty wears off once he realises what it actually is, massage and not play time lol He can wait for that, once i hit 37 weeks thats it he ain't leavin the bedroom its eviction time :rofl:
     
  11. Hevz

    Hevz 4 beautiful children

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    My Dr is very attentive:rofl:....just kidding, anyway....she's a woman:rofl:


    I mean he doesn't have to put you in stirrups and sit down that end to see what he's doing.....erm unless he wants to I suppose:rofl::rofl::rofl::blush:
     
  12. alice&bump

    alice&bump mummy to katie

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    lol i've tried my hand to just about everythin, but this is one i just cant hack!! OH had a go a few weeks back and i just found it too weird!!
     
  13. nessajane

    nessajane Well-Known Member

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    Am i missing something here :shrug:

    Ive never heard of massaging down there? :dohh:
     
  14. charliebear

    charliebear Mum to AJ & Pumpkin

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    :rofl::rofl: x
     
  15. Mervs Mum

    Mervs Mum Doula & Mum of 3!

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    I just cant reach at all!! I was cut with my first and TBH I didnt feel a thing!! I was too busy in agony to know!!! x
     
  16. Miss MellyG

    Miss MellyG Mummy to Cheeky Charlie

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    I just asked my man if he would be prepared to do this for me..

    He said yes!!! :happydance:

    So I'm having an early night tonight because as of tomorrow I'm overdue & he might as well get some :sex: in while he's there :blush:


    Mel x
     
  17. elmaxie

    elmaxie Mummy to Nathan & Hannah.

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    Sorry for jumping in ladies....

    But where do you get special gelor massage stuff from? And is it specific for doing this?

    I just asked OH if he would do this for me when it gets to hat time and he looked a bit worried and hesitated a yes???:rofl:

    Emma.xx
     
  18. Miss MellyG

    Miss MellyG Mummy to Cheeky Charlie

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  19. Sophie1205

    Sophie1205 TTC #2

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    :rofl::rofl:
    That actually made me laugh out loud!
    OH was like what?
    I couldn't tell him though lol I don't think he would do it either way lol
    x
     
  20. dannyboygirl

    dannyboygirl Mom to Baby Cubz

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    My husband is using lube on me as of now til I get my perineum massage oil...Doing the kegals too for pushing power lol..I try to pretend its fourplay sometimes before the dance..:hugs:
     

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