Mirror Mirror on the Door....

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  1. tootsy1987

    tootsy1987 Abbi and Alfie - My World

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    A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

    Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

    This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

    Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    embojet Molly and Ethan's Mummy

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    tansey Finally a Mummy!

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    krissssiiii.x Mummyy. [11/10/09]

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    LOL
    thats funny :D
     
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    Nikkinoonoo Mummy to a gorgeous girl

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    tootsy1987 Abbi and Alfie - My World

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    tasha41 Mum & Dad + 1

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    RaeEW89 Waiting on my little girl

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    Haha, that would be a bad day!!
     
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    Charlotte-j Mum of 2.

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    teen mummy Amelias mummy

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    haha good one :)
     
  16. tootsy1987

    tootsy1987 Abbi and Alfie - My World

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    Teen mummy your little girl is such a cutie!!!! xxx
     
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    Catastrophe WTT -hoping to TTC ~4yrs

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    Thanks for the giggle :rofl: needed that!
     

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