Morning munchies and swelling. Funny tale.

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I keep a banana by my bedside because I wake every morning ravenous but I forgot to bring one up last night. This morning when I woke I got up to use the loo and was swollen with the heat so my underwear was pinching. I shuffled from the bathroom into the bedroom to get bigger knickers with my underwear and pj bottoms round my ankles and my OH woke to see me like that. He asked what I was doing and I just said, "I really need a banana." He gave me such a look and that's when I realised he had woken to see me naked from the waist down looking for phallic fruit. Oh the laughs pregnancy brings :)
 
LOL, what a great story!

Sometimes my DH sees me waddling around for some random reason and comes over and gives me a big hug. It's like he feels sorry for me, just for existing. Pregnancy certainly is good for some laughs!
 
Hilarious!

My hubby would have ran and got one not wanting too miss my 'horny moment'

They are few and fat between these days!
 
It's been a while, I won't lie but I've not quite resorted to fruit or veg yet :p
 

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