Motherhood has turned me into a criminal!

I was in Primark browsing around and picked up a shirt and skirt to go try on. I draped them over the pram hood whilst I was still looking around until my boy decides to start screaming at the top of his lungs for a nappy change... I dashed out of the shop to find the nearest baby change which is when I realised I still had the two items I had hooked on to the pram!

Basically I am an unintentional shoplifter :/ fabulous. I was too scared to take them back straight away in case the security guard was on the lookout for me and would accost me in front of everyone!