My DH is losing his mind!

[Bmonki]

I am SO tired, and its all my hubbys fault!

Last night i was tucked up in bed at 10, after the obligatory browsing of BnB i dropped off to sleep, and was happily dreaming away, then he next thing i know DH screams at me 'Quick move Nomey' - I sit bolt upright thinking omg whats wrong then he says 'oh dont worry' and turns over to go back to sleep...
so i asked him before he went back to sleep wtf that was all about as he'd just woken me up for no reason, his response was this - 'I thought a car was skidding towards her cot' despite the bedroom being upstairs and at the back of the house so a car couldnt get in there unless it had flown over the house behind us....

so i then rolled over to go back to sleep, but before i did i asked him one thng that was bugging me... i said 'why did you not go in there if you thought she was in danger... why waste time waking me up?'

he said - 'i was scratching my leg'

idiot!

that was about 2am, and i didnt get back to sleep til nearly 4... coulda killed him!

 

[Pippasdvision]

Sweet though, was he having a bad dream? Is the sort of thing DH does to me.

 

[Mummy to be x]

hahaha. How strange though!! x

 

[Bmonki]

i guess it must have been a dream... it was the scratching his leg comment that got me!

 

[Mummy to be x]

Hahaha! He must have been half asleep

 

[Pippasdvision]

lol I thought that was the vfunniest bit

 

[PixieBelle]

My brother is king of random and useles utterances when he's asleep or half awake. He proudly told me one morning when I went to wake him that he had defeated Thor whilst on the boat and was very upset I did not share his elation.

 

[tainja]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO Funny. Gotta love 'em!

 

[Bmonki]

My brother is king of random and useles utterances when he's asleep or half awake. He proudly told me one morning when I went to wake him that he had defeated Thor whilst on the boat and was very upset I did not share his elation.

DH the other day was talking in his sleep, he started talking about bicycles... and wasnt making much sense... i kept saying, shut up your asleep you fool, and he kept ignoring me and talking about pedals and how he forgot to put the prakes on...

random boy.

 

[BellaBlu]

Oh my gosh, that is too funny!
The only time my DH does anything like that is when he's been drinking. One night I woke up because he was doing sit-ups in the bed next to me... I was like.. wtf?!

 

[bellablue]

lol to funny

 

[sairycake]

A while back my DH shook me awake in the middle of the night to ask me a question about Star Wars. I hate Star Wars! Lol

He had no idea what I was talking about when I mentioned it the next morning!

 

[Pippasdvision]

The funny one for me was a few months ago my husband had been on the "pop" with work. A lot of the people he manages are Polish and they had been drinking polish vodka (DH is normally a Beer or Bitter bloke) He poured through the bedroom door and climbed (fully clothed with shoes) into bed. After 5 min I gave up trying to wake him up and took the shoes off for him and went back to sleep. Somepoint later in the night he jumped out of bed muttered something about having dancing feet and promptly dissappeared into the bathroom to throw up. He stayed there for a while but when he came back in he was ranting about having lost his shoes. I said absent mindedly and prehaps a little vindictivly that she ought to go look for them, which he dutifully did. I stopped him on the way out our kitchen door. In the morning he had no recollection of coming home or anyhting that happened after and I tease him about it constantly. PS he still can not drink shorts and it took him over a month to drink anything alcaholic lol

 

[Twinminator]

Cuckoo!

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[18singlemom2b]

hahaha very funny

 

[mislaww]

F*** that's funny B! What a silly man.

 

[Lover]

My OH talks in his sleep too! Always nonsense though. Although I find it hilarious to try and keep him talking as long as possible with remarks like "oh really?" "why?" "what did you say?" hehehe

 

[Bmonki]

F*** that's funny B! What a silly man.

Lol, funny wasn't quite the word I was using