O/T Funny Fridge Magnets

[Naimi]

Layla reminded me of a fridge magnet i saw, with her "my diet started today" comment. Doesn't it always hunny ! , so just thought I'd lighten the mood and see if any of you have any funny ones .... this is what I have:

"housework won't kill you, but why take the risk"

"Kitchen closed due to illness .... I'm sick of cooking"

"I keep losing weight, but it keeps finding me"

"I always start my diet on the same day .... TOMORROW"

"We can't both look good .... it's me or the house"

"i love to cook with wine ... and sometimes i put it in the food"

and my favourite .....

"I no longer skinny dip .... i chunky dunk!"

Naimi xx

 

[Layla]

"I keep losing weight, but it keeps finding me"

lol i love that one!!

xx

 

[Naimi]

yeah i like that one too, it was the first in my collection .... my best friend bought it for me on holiday in Wales.

 

[LynnieH]

My favourite one I have seen was
"Smile it makes people wonder what you've been up to..."

 

[Wobbles]

Haha they are class - i likde the weight one

 

[Amanda]

I haven't got any, but my Mums got one which says:

Never trust a skinny cook!!

 

[Layla]

lol never heard that one before, i like it!

xx

 

[Arcanegirl]

"Fridge pickers wear bigger knickers"
"I tried giving up chocolate, but im no quitter!"

 

[ablaze]

"I no longer skinny dip .... i chunky dunk!"


fab!!!

 

[Wobbles]

"I no longer skinny dip .... i chunky dunk!"


fab!!!

OMG

 

[Naimi]

I went to the garden centre today, saw a classic that I thought you ladies would like ....

"If we can put a man on the moon ..... why can't we put them all there !"