OH Funny but not so much

[reiller]

I just thought id share my OH's cheekiness last night. I dont remember much due to sleep deprivation but sure.


I waddled off to bed about 8pm.... About 10pm actually found a comfortable spot.. with a million pillows around me.. I dozed off..

Now I snore in my sleep ut my OH has maintained that it's gotten worse so much so in fact that when I announce im off to bed he races ahead (literally) of me and jumps into bed to try get to sleep first...

I woke up at exactly 12 midnight as im sure you ladies know all too well for the pee dash... I noticed my OH wasnt beside me...

I went into the Sitting rooma nd there he was... Curld up on the ground with all my teddy's around him (as I has taken all the pillows) he looked so peaceful but I was pissed off I dont know why now but I remember getting angry at him...

So I kicked him and he woke up... then he says that i did the following

"Grabbed all the teddy's and strted crying saying he was taking everything from me... including my figure and now he wanted my childhood toys... that he could just piss right off..

He said i then went back to bed and fell back asleep almost immdiately...

This morningI woke up to him looking at me he said i was turning into a crazy lady..

I think I am

 

[Catters]

That is HILARIOUS! I love it.

 

[MrsNovBaby]

PMSL

 

[Farie]

That made me laugh so much tea came out my nose

 

[Anna_due Dec]

lol, great story, love it!!

 

[miamia34]

Oh that made me laugh lol!

 

[MommyMichele]

Would have taken a pic and emailed to everyone in the world!!!

 

[Phinners]

I lol'd!

I totally get the pillows thing too. I have loads as normal anyway but now I have even more. OH has 1! So I'm high up in the air and he is miles below me. And of course with my body length pillow so don't even know where the other person is. And when I go to bed before him I can feel him gently trying to creep in next to me cos I've taken up all the room and he doesnt want to wake me by shoving me over. Half the time he's hanging out of bed hahaha

 

[myasmumma]

LOL this is soo funny bless you

 

[angelpuss]

Love it!!!

But I really should stop reading these at work because I get really strange looks when I randomly start laughing

 

[xemmax]

Would have taken a pic and emailed to everyone in the world!!!

 

[reiller]

He just rang to say he has purchased a blow up mattress and will sleep on the groud beside me.. I feel bad now...