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  1. hellohefalump

    hellohefalump Well-Known Member

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    We got called in to see our son's teacher...

    He had stood up in class and said:

    "Madeleine (sister) was kissing a boy on the sofa, Madeleine has a sore vagina, and daddy sawed off Stanley's balls!"

    It turned out the 'boy' was Stanley (the dog)
    Her vagina was sore because she had thrush (which we sorted)
    And Stanley got neutered at the vet that week!
     
  2. Tanikins

    Tanikins mum to 1

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    Don't you just love kids :wacko: :rofl:
     
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    Twag Mummy to Elliot & Izzy <3

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    Oh my! Lol x
     

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