Old Couple

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  1. Wobbles

    Wobbles BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

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    An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

    Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.

    "Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like it infrequently."

    The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye casually and asked, "Was that one or two words?"

    :shock: :lol:
     
  2. weestar21

    weestar21 Well-Known Member

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    i dont get it :oops: :oops: :oops:
     
  3. ImTheDaddy

    ImTheDaddy Well-Known Member

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    Oh Weestar!!!!

    In Frequently === SHAG HAPPY
    Infrequently === Cold as ice!
     
  4. weestar21

    weestar21 Well-Known Member

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    oooooooooooooooooooh

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


    i get it now :oops: :oops: :oops:
     
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    :rofl:
    That's hilarious!!! Sick old man!!
     

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