Thought i would fill you in on what HAS to be the highlight of pregnancy for me............... . . . . . I have a plan tonight ladies a plan that will send shudders through me.... I am about to have an intimate moment...... WITH A JAR OF ONKEN yes the yoghurt Apparently its good for candida and safe for bubs so im turning the lights down low, putting some barry white on and just getting it on wish me luck
Did you know that one of Bazza'a biggest hits was called, "What am I gonna do with you?"................ Answer.....A sexy lady is gonna cure her yeast infection with some creamy goodness as she sways to your velvety voice, Baz!
One of Barrys later albums was called " Put Me In Your Mix".......I think "Put Me In Your Minge" is much more appropriate this evening!
My husband just actually said "you should have got a flavoured one we could have had some fun" my immediate reply was "SICKO" but thinking of it he's not the one getting jiggy with some yoghurt pmsl!!!!!!
Hahahaha, my OH has just come home from the Co-Op with several Onken whipped mousses.....I declined!!!!!!!