on a lighter note....

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Thought i would fill you in on what HAS to be the highlight of pregnancy for me...............
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I have a plan tonight ladies a plan that will send shudders through me....
I am about to have an intimate moment...... WITH A JAR OF ONKEN yes the yoghurt :rofl:
Apparently its good for candida and safe for bubs so im turning the lights down low, putting some barry white on and just getting it on wish me luck:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
You cant beat a little alone time with a tub of yoghurt.......xxx
 
Did you know that one of Bazza'a biggest hits was called, "What am I gonna do with you?"................

Answer.....A sexy lady is gonna cure her yeast infection with some creamy goodness as she sways to your velvety voice, Baz!

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That really made me laugh! Haha! Have fun!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
One of Barrys later albums was called " Put Me In Your Mix".......I think "Put Me In Your Minge" is much more appropriate this evening!


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My husband just actually said "you should have got a flavoured one we could have had some fun" my immediate reply was "SICKO" but thinking of it he's not the one getting jiggy with some yoghurt pmsl!!!!!!
 
*sings* "Yogurt Me Under Your Skin, Yogurt Me Deep In The Parts Of Youuuuuuuu!"




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Hahahaha, my OH has just come home from the Co-Op with several Onken whipped mousses.....I declined!!!!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Oops girls bit of a dilemma.... I was licking the lid of life and........
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