on a lighter note....

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  1. Sam_Star

    Sam_Star Mummy to a Battle Maiden

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    Thought i would fill you in on what HAS to be the highlight of pregnancy for me...............
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    I have a plan tonight ladies a plan that will send shudders through me....
    I am about to have an intimate moment...... WITH A JAR OF ONKEN yes the yoghurt :rofl:
    Apparently its good for candida and safe for bubs so im turning the lights down low, putting some barry white on and just getting it on wish me luck:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    #1 Sam_Star, Apr 11, 2009
  2. Lisalovesbean

    Lisalovesbean Well-Known Member

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    Have fun bonking with your ONKEN!:rofl:
     
    #2 Lisalovesbean, Apr 11, 2009
  3. jojo2605

    jojo2605 Mom to Sam & Dylan

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    #3 jojo2605, Apr 11, 2009
  4. booflebump

    booflebump Mummy to Toby

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    You cant beat a little alone time with a tub of yoghurt.......xxx
     
    #4 booflebump, Apr 11, 2009
  5. Lisalovesbean

    Lisalovesbean Well-Known Member

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    Did you know that one of Bazza'a biggest hits was called, "What am I gonna do with you?"................

    Answer.....A sexy lady is gonna cure her yeast infection with some creamy goodness as she sways to your velvety voice, Baz!

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    #5 Lisalovesbean, Apr 11, 2009
  6. Kimberly28

    Kimberly28 HappyMum-2boys1girl <3

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Have fun!!
     
    #6 Kimberly28, Apr 11, 2009
  7. Armywife

    Armywife Mummy to 2 beauties

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    That really made me laugh! Haha! Have fun!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    #7 Armywife, Apr 11, 2009
  8. Lisalovesbean

    Lisalovesbean Well-Known Member

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    One of Barrys later albums was called " Put Me In Your Mix".......I think "Put Me In Your Minge" is much more appropriate this evening!


    :rofl:
     
    #8 Lisalovesbean, Apr 11, 2009
  9. Sam_Star

    Sam_Star Mummy to a Battle Maiden

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    My husband just actually said "you should have got a flavoured one we could have had some fun" my immediate reply was "SICKO" but thinking of it he's not the one getting jiggy with some yoghurt pmsl!!!!!!
     
    #9 Sam_Star, Apr 11, 2009
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    steph1505 Well-Known Member

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Thats hilarious!!

    U enjoy urself :D:D:D

    xxx
     
    #10 steph1505, Apr 11, 2009
  11. Mimiso

    Mimiso Mum of three

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    lol
     
    #11 Mimiso, Apr 12, 2009
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    :rofl::rofl::hugs::rofl::rofl:
     
    #12 babystar, Apr 12, 2009
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    PrincessSoph Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: enjoy yourself hun
     
    #13 PrincessSoph, Apr 12, 2009
  14. Lisalovesbean

    Lisalovesbean Well-Known Member

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    *sings* "Yogurt Me Under Your Skin, Yogurt Me Deep In The Parts Of Youuuuuuuu!"




    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    #14 Lisalovesbean, Apr 12, 2009
  15. Sam_Star

    Sam_Star Mummy to a Battle Maiden

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    :rofl: :rofl:
     
    #15 Sam_Star, Apr 12, 2009
  16. Lisalovesbean

    Lisalovesbean Well-Known Member

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    Hahahaha, my OH has just come home from the Co-Op with several Onken whipped mousses.....I declined!!!!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
    #16 Lisalovesbean, Apr 12, 2009
  17. cs22

    cs22 Mum and ttc# 2

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    Don't use the wholegrain one!
     
    #18 duffers, Apr 12, 2009
  19. Lisalovesbean

    Lisalovesbean Well-Known Member

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    Or the Muller Corner with the Chocolate Crispies!!!:rofl::rofl:
     
    #19 Lisalovesbean, Apr 12, 2009
  20. Sam_Star

    Sam_Star Mummy to a Battle Maiden

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    Oops girls bit of a dilemma.... I was licking the lid of life and........
    :rofl: :rofl:
     
    #20 Sam_Star, Apr 12, 2009
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