We finally managed to get a taxi home from town - a total farce trying to get a wheelie taxi but nevermind and we've stopped at a traffic lights. Another car pulls up beside us and the taxi driver from Poland or wherever he was from, starts eyeing us the lass driving in the car. She's eyeing him up and all the rest of it and the girl sat next to her is peeing herself laughing - so is DH who is sat next to the taxi driver. So the taxi driver rolls down the window and asks for the girls phone number, and she replies "0...7.." the taxi drivers face drops! She....was a he!