Poems of the sexes

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  1. Amanda

    Amanda Mum of 3

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    WOMAN'S POEM



    Before I lay me down to sleep,

    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

    One who's handsome, smart and strong.

    One who loves to listen long,

    One who thinks before he speaks,

    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

    I pray he's gainfully employed,

    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

    Massages my back and begs to do more.

    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

    I pray that this man will love me to no end,

    And always be my very best friend.


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    MAN'S POEM



    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs

    who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This

    doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
     
  2. Jo

    Jo I'm an old bag!

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    :rofl:Love it
     
  3. Trinity

    Trinity Well-Known Member

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    :rofl::rofl:

    So true though

    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    Tezzy Mum of 2 TTCAL

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  6. Imi

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    LMFAO .....

    Sounds about right lol

    xxx
     
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    Wobbles BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

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