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Shortie - My OH was amazing too, he even bathed me during labour and help me get off the toilet and change my pad hahaha!! Love him!
Shortie - My OH was amazing too, he even bathed me during labour and help me get off the toilet and change my pad hahaha!! Love him!
LOL. Parkep with the waddling!!
I used laxatives too, im sure I still wouldn't have pooed to this day if i'd left it!
God that sounds awful! & I thought peeing myself was bad enough.
They really should invent adult nappies after you've had a baby.
The sore milky boobs, the bruised v-jay jay, the stitched up bumhole. So attractive!!
*checks ebay!*
Have you not seen the adult nappies used for the elderly? Tenna knickers or something,
One old lady called them her 'fancy pants' and this name has stuck for them now forever!!
I never looked at my stitches. I got OH to look though.
Was CONVINCED my bumhole had been stitched shut I couldn't poo for days and days!!
Ohhh the dreaded pooing! I felt like I was pushing another baby out every time!
We have no dignity left do we???
when i was laid on my hospital bed the mw came round to do the bum parting check on me and perched on the bed next to me.
due to the painkiller they put up my bum (nice) my ass was basically numb. i couldnt seem to stop the farts coming out and knew i was "fart vunerable" whilst laid down. i went to sit up (to block the farts) and she insisted i stayed layed down.
... she was very discreet and didnt even flinch when one just ripped right out!
the shame.