Post your funny toddler moments :)!

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  1. Blah11

    Blah11 ☼ Mummy to Amelie ☼

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    Love these threads.



    Amelie likes to butter her own bread now so I gave her a bit of tiger loaf bread, put some butter on her knife and left her to it. She spread it all and came through and said 'look at my new handbag mummy!'. She had made a 'handle' between the doughy bit and the crust LOL


    eta - she ate all the middle bit, left with the crust and said 'LOOK A NECKLACE' :rofl: Good thing she's due a bath!
     
  2. MissBroody

    MissBroody Well-Known Member

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    So cute. I can't wait for moments like this when Harrison is talking. I think toddler conversation and the way they think is amazingly funny. Two toddlers talking to eachother is hilarious too :haha: As he can't speak - the funniest thing I can recall at the moment is Harrison dancing to the washing machine yesterday - head banging and all sorts. Strange child!
    xx
     
  3. mama2b

    mama2b Mummy & TTC

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    Lucas chasing Dion Dublin (Ex Villa player) and his two dogs shouting silly doggy at the top of his voice !!
     
  4. tina_h75

    tina_h75 mommy of 3

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    yesterday, my 2 year old pointed at Mr Tumble and said " daddy ":dohh: looks like the secret is out !

    I wouldn't have minded if it was Mr Bloom :winkwink:
     
  5. sabby52

    sabby52 Mother, Nanny

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    The other day Dec asked me to help him into the bath, so I lifted him in, he then turned to me and said "Thank you for your services lady" !!!!

    When it was raining he looked out the window and said " Holy Moly look at that rain mummy" lol
     
  6. Harveysmum369

    Harveysmum369 Mrs Christmas

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    Was walking home from nursery the other day,we turned the corner to get out onto the path,Harvey saw a man with dark hair,like Dean,and started yelling Daddy!!!and giggling!!I was trying my hardest to run,but harvey just leaned round the buggy and yelled DADDY again!!!xx
     
  7. Lulu

    Lulu 1 dude & 1 dudette

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    Sabby that is just too funny :haha:

    Last weekend we were away for the weekend and had gone out for dinner. Euan was sitting in the highchair, quite hungry by now saying 'dinner now!' so I explained him that his dinner was coming soon and that the lady (i.e our waitress) would bring it to him. So he turned round in his highchair and shouted at the top of his voice 'LADY, LADY'!! I was mortified but couldn't stop laughing at the same time :dohh:
     
  8. Tegans Mama

    Tegans Mama home edding mum of 2

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    We were driving today and Tegan was sat in the back. We were skipping through songs trying to find a decent one, and Tegan was singing the first bit of every song (which reminds me, whats with all the Na-na's???? :wacko:)

    So she was going
    "oooh nana!!!" "NANANANA COME OWNNNNNNN" "na-na-na-na-nana na eh!" etc etc :rofl: Well we settled on Judas by Lady Gaga. And she was sat in the back waving her arms singing Ju-da-asssss Juuudaaaaassssss :rofl:

    She also does this thing where if she doesn't know the words she just mimes. Moves her lips and pretends to sing. I love it. She's amazing :cloud9:
     
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    pictureperfect Well-Known Member

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    Asked Chloe if she was ready to go for her nap and she said 'I had one yesterday mummy' and today she was walking round the room holding my bra saying boobies!!!

    Love it now she can talk!
     
  10. Mum2b_Claire

    Mum2b_Claire Mummy to Ruby & Scarlett!

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    Love all of these!

    I was carrying Ruby the other day and a 40-ish, not especially old, man walked by. Ruby looked right at him and shouted, 'HELLO GRANDAD!' I couldn't bear to look at the poor man, I practically started running!
     
  11. Blah11

    Blah11 ☼ Mummy to Amelie ☼

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    ^ thats like amelie calling every man with a grey/white beard santa. Its mortifying. She also calls larger people big 'oh look mummy thats a big one lady'. I want the ground to swallow me up when she does it.


    also amelie now calls cornflakes PORNCAKES :shock: wish she'd have stuck to 'cereal'.
     
  12. embojet

    embojet Molly and Ethan's Mummy

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    These are so funny!
    We were walking home today and a guy was washing his car with no shirt on. Molly said 'that man rude, look belly!' :rofl:. He didnt hear as we were a way down the road, but when we passed him she stared at him and just shouted 'BELLY!' :blush:
     
  13. Blah11

    Blah11 ☼ Mummy to Amelie ☼

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    :rofl: They are so embarassing! We were in the public toilets at a shopping centre and they had armchairs so me and amelie sat on one waiting on my mum and amelie all of a sudden said 'GRANDMA, IS IT A POO?' :rofl:
     
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    embojet Molly and Ethan's Mummy

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    :rofl:
     
  15. Mum2b_Claire

    Mum2b_Claire Mummy to Ruby & Scarlett!

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    Porncakes, that's brilliant!!
     
  16. Vickie

    Vickie Hannah & Rhys <3

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    We got Hannah up this morning and told her we were going to a birthday party. She told me that she wasn't going to share the birthday party :rofl: :rofl:

    I told her she didn't have much choice as it wasn't her birthday we were celebrating (we had this conversation throughout most of the bus ride :haha:)
     
  17. Mum2b_Claire

    Mum2b_Claire Mummy to Ruby & Scarlett!

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    haha! I love toddlers!
     
  18. Vickie

    Vickie Hannah & Rhys <3

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    that reminds me of the day we were on the bus and a little person was getting off the bus. Hannah told me "look mommy is that a little girl" loudly. And kept repeating it until I finally told her that it was a person. She than proceeded to tell me in an equally loud voice "Oh it's a little tiny person" :blush: I about died
     
  19. Jay_x

    Jay_x Mummy to Brooke Rose xx

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    :rofl: These are all making me laugh! Toddlers are hilarious!
     
  20. sarah0108

    sarah0108 Well-Known Member

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    haha Toddlers are so funny!

    H's new thing is 'Stop it mummy' very posh and very abrupt.
     

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