Post your funny toddler moments :)!

[Blah11]

Love these threads.



Amelie likes to butter her own bread now so I gave her a bit of tiger loaf bread, put some butter on her knife and left her to it. She spread it all and came through and said 'look at my new handbag mummy!'. She had made a 'handle' between the doughy bit and the crust LOL


eta - she ate all the middle bit, left with the crust and said 'LOOK A NECKLACE' Good thing she's due a bath!

 

[MissBroody]

So cute. I can't wait for moments like this when Harrison is talking. I think toddler conversation and the way they think is amazingly funny. Two toddlers talking to eachother is hilarious too As he can't speak - the funniest thing I can recall at the moment is Harrison dancing to the washing machine yesterday - head banging and all sorts. Strange child!
xx

 

[mama2b]

Lucas chasing Dion Dublin (Ex Villa player) and his two dogs shouting silly doggy at the top of his voice !!

 

[tina_h75]

yesterday, my 2 year old pointed at Mr Tumble and said " daddy " looks like the secret is out !

I wouldn't have minded if it was Mr Bloom

 

[sabby52]

The other day Dec asked me to help him into the bath, so I lifted him in, he then turned to me and said "Thank you for your services lady" !!!!

When it was raining he looked out the window and said " Holy Moly look at that rain mummy" lol

 

[Harveysmum369]

Was walking home from nursery the other day,we turned the corner to get out onto the path,Harvey saw a man with dark hair,like Dean,and started yelling Daddy!!!and giggling!!I was trying my hardest to run,but harvey just leaned round the buggy and yelled DADDY again!!!xx

 

[Lulu]

The other day Dec asked me to help him into the bath, so I lifted him in, he then turned to me and said "Thank you for your services lady" !!!!

Sabby that is just too funny

Last weekend we were away for the weekend and had gone out for dinner. Euan was sitting in the highchair, quite hungry by now saying 'dinner now!' so I explained him that his dinner was coming soon and that the lady (i.e our waitress) would bring it to him. So he turned round in his highchair and shouted at the top of his voice 'LADY, LADY'!! I was mortified but couldn't stop laughing at the same time

 

[Tegans Mama]

We were driving today and Tegan was sat in the back. We were skipping through songs trying to find a decent one, and Tegan was singing the first bit of every song (which reminds me, whats with all the Na-na's???? )

So she was going
"oooh nana!!!" "NANANANA COME OWNNNNNNN" "na-na-na-na-nana na eh!" etc etc Well we settled on Judas by Lady Gaga. And she was sat in the back waving her arms singing Ju-da-asssss Juuudaaaaassssss

She also does this thing where if she doesn't know the words she just mimes. Moves her lips and pretends to sing. I love it. She's amazing

 

[pictureperfect]

Asked Chloe if she was ready to go for her nap and she said 'I had one yesterday mummy' and today she was walking round the room holding my bra saying boobies!!!

Love it now she can talk!

 

[Mum2b_Claire]

Love all of these!

I was carrying Ruby the other day and a 40-ish, not especially old, man walked by. Ruby looked right at him and shouted, 'HELLO GRANDAD!' I couldn't bear to look at the poor man, I practically started running!

 

[Blah11]

^ thats like amelie calling every man with a grey/white beard santa. Its mortifying. She also calls larger people big 'oh look mummy thats a big one lady'. I want the ground to swallow me up when she does it.


also amelie now calls cornflakes PORNCAKES wish she'd have stuck to 'cereal'.

 

[embojet]

These are so funny!
We were walking home today and a guy was washing his car with no shirt on. Molly said 'that man rude, look belly!' . He didnt hear as we were a way down the road, but when we passed him she stared at him and just shouted 'BELLY!'

 

[Blah11]

They are so embarassing! We were in the public toilets at a shopping centre and they had armchairs so me and amelie sat on one waiting on my mum and amelie all of a sudden said 'GRANDMA, IS IT A POO?'

 

[embojet]

They are so embarassing! We were in the public toilets at a shopping centre and they had armchairs so me and amelie sat on one waiting on my mum and amelie all of a sudden said 'GRANDMA, IS IT A POO?'

 

[Mum2b_Claire]

Porncakes, that's brilliant!!

 

[Vickie]

We got Hannah up this morning and told her we were going to a birthday party. She told me that she wasn't going to share the birthday party

I told her she didn't have much choice as it wasn't her birthday we were celebrating (we had this conversation throughout most of the bus ride )

 

[Mum2b_Claire]

haha! I love toddlers!

 

[Vickie]

^ thats like amelie calling every man with a grey/white beard santa. Its mortifying. She also calls larger people big 'oh look mummy thats a big one lady'. I want the ground to swallow me up when she does it.


also amelie now calls cornflakes PORNCAKES wish she'd have stuck to 'cereal'.

that reminds me of the day we were on the bus and a little person was getting off the bus. Hannah told me "look mommy is that a little girl" loudly. And kept repeating it until I finally told her that it was a person. She than proceeded to tell me in an equally loud voice "Oh it's a little tiny person" I about died

 

[Jay_x]

These are all making me laugh! Toddlers are hilarious!

 

[louise1302]

i was watching fireman sam with Archie when he tured round and told me "mummy norman's a dick' i was horrified but they way he said it was so funny, we have managed to convince him now that norman is a narna instead

if he hurts himself he also asks us to 'kiss it-cue him falling on his bum in the park dropping his pants and saying in a much too loud voice "kiss it mummy''