Pregnancy FAQ

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  1. Arcanegirl

    Arcanegirl Bazinga!!

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    PREGNANCY FAQ
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    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough

    Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q: What is the most reliable method to determine the sex of the baby?
    A: Childbirth

    Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

    Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife gives birth?
    A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy.

    Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

    Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.
     
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    lexis_mommy Well-Known Member

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    ROFL hahaha thats good :)
     
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    Tam Mum of 2 - PG with No.3

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    Thats good put a smile on my face when im feeling so down.
     
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    excellent :rofl:
     
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