Loads of things randomly annoy me.
Kym Marsh, Peaches Geldof (actually every Geldof except Fifi), Matthew Wright, Gloria Hunniford, Claire Sweeney and David Dickinson all get on my nerves for no good reason, as does that woman Ruth Something who married Eamon Holmes. And Eamon Holmes annoys me too come to that.
People saying "Thanking You."
Paddy McGuiness's "No Likey No Lighty" catchphrase.
Being called "our lass" by DH or "your lass" by his friends.
Those really small buses that won't let you on with a pram.
Adverts on TV being louder than the programmes, so you have to keep turning the sound up and down all the time.
The way some programmes have a bit at the start before the title music, but it lasts about five minutes, then the title music plays and then the adverts come on before the programme has actually started.
People who can't understand road markings, cut you up and then give you the finger because they think you did it wrong.
People who push in when you are waiting for a lift, when they could use the stairs or the escalator but you have a pushchair and have no other choice.
Those extra chapters in books for the authors next book, that get you all interested but you have to wait 18 months for the rest of the book to be released.
People on facebook saying they are "confused.com" or "drunk.com" or "tired.com" or whatever.
The way they repeat an advert over and over and over every single advert break on every single channel for days on end, sometimes twice in the same ad break.
When they put those lookalike pictures in the paper but they put the wrong names on the photo (like Russell Brand and Marlon Dingle look alike so they would put "Marlon" on Russell's photo and "Russell" on the one of Marlon).