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Sex = Labor

I was always told its a chemical reaction caused by the semen x
 
Yes,that madras is really doing it for me sweetheart! LMAO
 
Been to the midwife this morning and she advised, to shag and make sure you keep your bowels moving.

"sex while eating a curry will do it" LOL
:rofl::rofl:

Thats a lot of multitasking if you ask me!


:rofl:
LMAO - can just imagine it now... "darling, you know how some people like to bring food into the bedroom..? Well, I thought that instead of licking ice cream off you, I could lick curry off you" :rofl:


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Oooh ive heard about getting chilli in your eye, but thats a whole different PAINFUL ball game lol STINGY!
 

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