Me and tootsy thought this might cheer some of you ladies up. The other day we were on our way back from shopping and had to stop off at my mums friends house (she lives on a farm). As we were getting out of the car this huge chicken came running over. (I mean huge....dont think i have ever seen one like it.) Anyway my little old innocent nan got a bit frightened and once she realised he was just being nosey and wouldnt hurt her she came out (infront of EVERYONE) "Oh my that is a big cock!" None of us could believe our ears and the funniest part.....she didnt even realise what she had said. She just thought a cock was a bird!! Poor poor nanny!