Stupid People..

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  1. Cheyanne

    Cheyanne Well-Known Member

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    I don't know if yall've heard this story, but I almost wet myself just now when B/F told me. I don't have all the details, but here's what I know..a woman goes grocery shopping. While loading them into her car, she hears gunfire and then she is struck in the back of head. She falls to the ground, but manages to retrieve her cell phone to call 911. She explains she's been shot in the head by an unknown assailant. They tell her not to move and to stay where she is until help arrives. When paramedics show up, she's screaming and crying..begging them to not let her dye. The paramedics began to laugh hysterically and say, "Ma'am...I don't think you're gonna die...your can of biscuits exploded and landed in your hair!"
     
  2. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    Oh Brother.
     
  3. Cheyanne

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    It had to be in the deeeeep South. lol I guess she thought the biscuits was her brain falling out..
     
  4. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    That cant be a true story..... :shock:
     
  5. Cheyanne

    Cheyanne Well-Known Member

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    You got me to wondering too, so I decided to investigate if it's real...although it's a little different from the version I got, it's definately the same story...

    Jul 24, 2007 2:27 pm</B>
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    Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

    One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

    The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

    When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her
    brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
    Linda is a blonde , but I'm certain that's irrelevant.
     
  6. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    :rofl:That really has to be a Joke...Now One is that stupid. Wouldnt you look at your hand to check for blood. They do in the movies.:rofl:
     
  7. Wobbles

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    :rofl:
     
  8. Cheyanne

    Cheyanne Well-Known Member

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    Hey Suz..was convinced it was a "Southern" moment, but it happened in the great state of .......CALIFORNIA!
     
  9. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    Really tho, When you get hurt, dont you check for blood. Thats the first thing I would do.....Still convinced this is an internet joke.....Maybe even an urban ledgend. Funny tho:rofl:
     
  10. Jo

    Jo I'm an old bag!

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    :rofl:

    Whether its true or not .. it made me laugh!!
     
  12. Suz

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    Thanks Jo!
     

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