stupid things that you think could happen..but probably wont

[yumosh]

I just coughed and had a sharp intake of breath: i thought I might have coughed out my baby!!!

The other morning I stretched, as you do, and suddenly thought I might have snapped the umbolical cord..

and i keep thinking goblins or rumpelstiltskin will appear at night and demand my baby when its born in exhange for gold

is it just me??

 

[bumphenders]

I'm actually scared to properly stretch, and when I sneeze or cough I think I'm gunna shoot him/her out haha! Glad I'm not alone!

 

[LittleBoSheep]

this morning I threw up and thought I was gonna squirt the baby out. I know it's silly and irrational haha but I just can't help it

and whenever I stretch sometimes I think I am going to hurt something.
so silly

 

[tryin4baby]

yeah i think im going to hurt the lil bean when i stretch

 

[JadeCrusader]

I'm 3+2 along, and when I get up suddenly or stretch I feel like I'm tearing the right side of my uterus. It's like a sudden, sharp pain. I've become a bit paranoid about it thinking that I might be knocking the little bean off that's trying to implant. I get up slowly now and sometimes with help. The first time I asked for help getting up (yesterday) my husband rolled his eyes and said "It has begun", haha!!

 

[Sew_Sweet]

I worry about pushing too hard when going #2

 

[PoodleMommy]

I woke up this morning with my entire left leg asleep. I've been terrified all day I cut off circulation to my uterus and killed my baby!

 

[Wilsey]

When I wash my hair my stomach muscles all stretch and it feels like I've done a full on ab workout - I'm scared I'm messing with my baby's home. But I can't have greasy hair!!!

 

[CharmingBeake]

I'm so scared of sneezing, coughing, stretching, curling up too tightly, letting my cats step on my belly, and so much other stuff! I'm so afraid I'll rip something, hurt the baby, sneeze it out, or something just as silly. You're not alone!

 

[Tonka106]

I think I'm scared of everything every one of you mentioned! Stretching, sneezing, coughing.. and even sometimes if I run up the stairs I think I did something! So paranoid

 

[amotherslove]

haha i can't stretch it freaks me out.. and my mom has me paranoid about sleeping on anything but my left side.. i hate going number 2... i'm totally convinced i'm going to push the baby out ahhaha. theres just too much i worry about.. i worry about sitting because my pants are tight

 

[yumosh]

oh wow..im not the only loony!! haaaa sleeping positions are worse..i wake up on my stomach think ive squished the baby even though its tucked away behind my pelvis still..but there's that niggling thought: maybe MY baby is already advanced into the belly and ive squished its head...

i love my hubby's reactions though..its amazing how patient he is with me..

 

[bumpbear]

After seeing how much the baby moves in reaction to coughing at the ultrasound, DH is always concerned that I am giving the munchkin a fright if I cough now!