Sunday School

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  1. Wobbles

    Wobbles BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

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    Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

    A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Saviour?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that darn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
     
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    Trinity Well-Known Member

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    hahahaha
     
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    vejables Well-Known Member

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    larissaT Pregnant - 2nd Trimester

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    heard that one awhile back, but it doesn't get old:rofl:
     
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    sam's mum mum of two gorgeous boys

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    no matter how many times i hear that i still crack up laughing :rofl:
     

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