I'm on a roll today... I answered my work phone earlier and as I was introducing myself to the caller I burped half way through talking Then just moments ago, I dropped some paper under my desk, was struggling to pick it up and let rip a massive dirty loud fart which happened to really really stink too And I couldn't get away with disguising it either, so many people heard it and smelt it I'm sure haha.
LOL.... you poor thing. The embarassment must have been terrible. Oh well... the book says we pregnant ladies can beat the frat boys in displays of gas :> ROFL :>