A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. >When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions >at the entrance: > >"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value >of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any >item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, >but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building" > >So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. > >-The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs >-The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. >-The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and >are extremely good looking. > >"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. > >-She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have >Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. > >"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" > >-Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men >Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and >Have a Strong Romantic Streak. > >She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign >reads: > >-Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men >on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are >impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. > >To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store >just across the street. > >-The 1st first floor has wives that love sex. >-The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. > >-The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited.