The husband Store

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  1. Jo

    Jo I'm an old bag!

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    A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
    >When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions
    >at the entrance:
    >
    >"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value
    >of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any
    >item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
    >but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building"
    >
    >So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
    >
    >-The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs
    >-The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
    >-The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and
    >are extremely good looking.
    >
    >"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
    >
    >-She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
    >Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
    >
    >"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
    >
    >-Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
    >Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and
    >Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
    >
    >She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign
    >reads:
    >
    >-Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
    >on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
    >impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
    >
    >To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
    >just across the street.
    >
    >-The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
    >-The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
    >
    >-The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited.
     
  2. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    Love it!

    xxx
     

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