The Mortician

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  1. Cheyanne

    Cheyanne Well-Known Member

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    A mortician was working late one night.
    He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
    about to be cremated,
    and made a startling discovery.
    Schwartz had the largest private part
    he had ever seen!
    "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician
    commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated
    with such an impressive private part.
    It must be saved for posterity."
    So, he removed it,
    stuffed it into his briefcase,
    and took it home
    "I have something to show you,
    you won't believe," he said to his wife,
    opening his briefcase.
    "My God!" the wife exclaimed,
    "Schwartz is dead!"
     
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    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    lol!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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