The things kids say!

[divadexie]

I'm sure there must be heaps of you that can share a funny story or two about the things kids say?!

Today my son (4, will be 5 in june) said to me ''mummy, you look fat today, it must be my sister getting bigger in there''


The other day after playgroup it was raining so we were rushing to get to the cafe to use up the 1/2 hour before our bus. He said ''I've got fast legs, like daddy, but you have got your slow legs on because the babys getting bigger. But it'sok, when the baby comes you can have your fast legs back!'' hehehehehehe

Then yesterday after playgroup when I went to pick him up, he pointed to my tummy and said to Susan (his fave lady there) ''That's my sister in there, she's not very big yet, because she's coming out after my birthday when I will be 5'' hehehe

 

[Shinning_Star]

AWww My son comes out with all sorts of things, lol.

The latest and he's six, he was looking through my belly button and when asking what he was doing he said he was looking for the baby!

 

[quaizer]

When my son was in nursery (he's 6 in June) he took great in pleasure informing me and DH that he had been learning about snails and their testicles!!!

I have a ton more but cant engage my brain lol x

 

[quaizer]

Got another one...

When DS was about 4, he walked in on DH in the shower, he came out looking sheepish and worried because 'Daddy hasnt got a winky, he's got a thing with fur on it'!

 

[divadexie]

Hahahahahahahah my OH just said ''what the heck are you laughing at'' I couldn't help it. he thought that was funny too

My son said ''how will I teach her to use the toilet if she doesn't have a pee pee?'' when I said well girls pee sitting down he goes ''yeah, right'' as if he knew that all along! Lol

He tells me he will push the buggy and when I remind hes not tall enough to see where hes going he says ''thats ok you can tell me when Im going to crash''!!!


Or ''when your changing the babys nappy, I will let the dogs out for a pee for you'' I said how about you do the nappy (joking) and I got ''ewwww it might have POO in it'' LOL!!!

 

[quaizer]

Hahahahahahahah my OH just said ''what the heck are you laughing at'' I couldn't help it. he thought that was funny too

My son said ''how will I teach her to use the toilet if she doesn't have a pee pee?'' when I said well girls pee sitting down he goes ''yeah, right'' as if he knew that all along! Lol

He tells me he will push the buggy and when I remind hes not tall enough to see where hes going he says ''thats ok you can tell me when Im going to crash''!!!


Or ''when your changing the babys nappy, I will let the dogs out for a pee for you'' I said how about you do the nappy (joking) and I got ''ewwww it might have POO in it'' LOL!!!

PMSL!! That really made me laugh - I needed that!

Ben has been asking for a sister since we had Daniel, when I asked him why he told me 'cause that last boy you had ruined everything' lol! Theyre so strange xx

 

[Marie Alana]

Holly says that the baby in me is cooking dinner and will be out in May.

She also shouts out in the middle of town or in front of peeps 'You are fat mummy' or 'You have a big bum and big belly' or 'That isn't baby making you fat, you are making you fat'.

She kisses my tummy and 'feeds baby' by putting her doll's bottle on my belly and trying to stick the teat through my belly button.

 

[babythinkpink]

Oh they are so lovely the things they come out with, my dd is 2 so has some cute words, she calls pringles, pongles, so much better than pringles!

When my ds was 5 he said to me, 'But Mummy, all i ever want is one more thing' It was so funny!!
It has become one of our family quotes!

My least favourite ones are when they point or stare at someone, they tend to blurt right out what they see, 'Mummy, Mummy look how fat that lady is' when that lady is in earshot is really embarasing!

 

[mommy43]

my daughter whos 6 says im going to have contraptions to get the baby out

 

[lauren10]

I don't have a kid yet but this one's funny...my friend brought her 4 year old son to church, and he was squirming and making a lot of noise, so she picked him up. This made him squrim more...so the more he squirmed, the tighter she squeezed him...this went on until she was squeezing him pretty tightly...and finally he screamed (in church!) "You're squeezing my pecker!"
She dropped him.

 

[Akira]

Haha I worked in Early Childhood and I have had some awesome comments

One time the kids were feeling bubs kicking when one told me quite seriously that "You have to put the baby in time out because your not allowed to kick!"

or "Nicole.....if you spin round and round will your baby get dizzy?" LMAO very clever wee girl!

"Your tummys going to get really really fat and then your baby will be ready to be born"

And many more that I can't remember at the moment

I miss being able to work

 

[Shellyvet2007]

When we were waiting to find out the sex of the baby, my 5 year old who really has his heart set on a baby brother kept saying...

"If its a girl you will have to take it back to the hospital and exchange it"... ahahahaha

Luckily, we are having another boy So not exchanging...

 

[mushmouth]

I dont have any children of my own, but my 3 yr old godson decided to share his wisdom that "Little babies, have little legs" I thought it was just the cutest, most random thing I'd ever hear!

 

[isolabella]

My 5 year old nephew told me that he'd learnt all about Easter at School. Apparently "A bad man told on Jesus so some other bad men killed him, but it was ok he came back to say goodbye" Think that's about 100 pages of the Bible in a nutshell!!

 

[hellohefalump]

My friends two kids (4 and 5) came round when my daughter was a baby and saw me giving her a bath. The four yr old said 'look she hasn't grown her willy yet!'

 

[BrookieG]

haha these made me giggle! I work in a nursery n some of the comments are adorable,
one little boy asked me when my baby will hatch,
one of the little girls(with massive big freaked out eyes as she said it) said the baby is gonna get bigger and bigger and bigger until my head has to fall off then ill walk about with my baby's head!
Another little girl keeps saying "I can hear your baby crying!"
And we've got twin girls in the nursery who will ask if my baby is kicking, if i say no they'll reply "well mine is!"LOL x

 

[MUMMYBEAR6]

2 weeks i go i was getting my 3yr old son ready to go to the ante-natal & he said mummy were are we going today so i replied to ante-natal with a confused look on his lil face he asked me mummy what does she look like i havent met her before,

the must have thought we going to met an aunt he hadnt met before LMAO

 

[Lover]

2 weeks i go i was getting my 3yr old son ready to go to the ante-natal & he said mummy were are we going today so i replied to ante-natal with a confused look on his lil face he asked me mummy what does she look like i havent met her before,

the must have thought we going to met an aunt he hadnt met before LMAO

 

[sjminimac]

my sister told my 4 year old nephew that his cousin is in my tummy, and he asked me 'what time is the baby coming out?' - Ha! Wish I could be that accurate, have already been given 2 different EDDs!

When asked if he wanted a boy cousin or girl cousing he stated quite clearly 'boy'. When I asked what I should call the boy cousin he was even more definite in is answer. 'EMMA!'

hehehe....

 

[ablacketer]

When I was pregnant with my son, we got my daughter one of the baby dolls that cry and wet like a real baby to get her used to the noise. She used the baby's bottle to "feed" my tummy. She also used to push her mouth on my tummy and yell "HI BRUDDER" just to get him to kick her. She was 2.

After he was born, I breast fed him. One of the mornings that I got to lay in bed and feed him she came in and cocked her head sideways and said, "mommy, why brudder eat you boob?" After that she "breastfed" all her baby dolls lol