The wounded pirate

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  1. 2nd.Time.Daddy

    2nd.Time.Daddy Well-Known Member

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    A pirate
    walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a
    while. What happened? You look terrible."

    What do you mean?" said the
    pirate, "I feel fine."

    "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that
    before."

    "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon
    ball, but I'm fine now."

    "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

    "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight
    My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

    "What about that eye patch?"

    "Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over.
    I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."

    "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from bird
    shit."

    "It was my first day with the hook."
     
  2. Trinity

    Trinity Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: i like that one
     

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