This will make your eyes water!

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  1. hypnorm

    hypnorm Well-Known Member

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    I was reading through the Mirror the other day and skimmed through to the problem pages (as you do! lol) and read about a guy who was on about his wife apparently she is in to dominaxtrix stuff and so enjoys tying her oh to the bed, but on this occassion tied him and blindfolded himon the bed and then rubbed Vicks Vaporub on to his man hood :shock: :shock: he said he was in tears as the buring was intense - and his girlfriend told him to shut up and stop being a wimp!! and he was wondering if he should accept this sorta thing!! oooowwwww!!!!!

    I think i'd have grabbed the vicks when she was asleep and smeared it on her bits!! see how she liked it...

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  2. Jo

    Jo I'm an old bag!

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    Oh LMAO i read this too and laughed, if he doesn't know the answer to that question he needs his head reading!!!
     
  3. Cat

    Cat Well-Known Member

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    Yeah Iwould be interested to know if she lets him do stuff like this back to her. A tad unfair otherwise.
     
  4. Imi

    Imi .

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Im sorry but i just HOWLED with laughter so much as i was reading it out loud that i couldn't finish and Gav had to read over my shoulder pmsl!!

    Gav said he'd pack my bags AFTER he'd smeared my bits pmsl

    Must admit i found this funny and wondering if this bloke a TAD insaine lmao!

    xxx
     
  5. Helen

    Helen ICSI Twins + miracle BFP

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    Maybe she should just go with the Deep Heat instead next time... :rofl:
     
  6. Imi

    Imi .

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    Painful!!! ...

    Wicked WICKED woman helen lol!
    xxx
     
  7. Iwantone!!!

    Iwantone!!! Well-Known Member

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  8. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    Whats wrong with that. I do that to my DH every night...











    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    JUST KIDDING
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  9. valentine75

    valentine75 Proud dad

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    They could try some chilli's next time
     
  10. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    YOUR A GUY! YOUR SUPOSE TO CUP YOUR LITTLE DUDES AND SAY OUCH....NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THE TORTURE OF THEM!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  11. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    lol i used 2 put tht under my eyes to get out of lessons at school :rofl:
     
  12. Imi

    Imi .

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    Maybe he's a twisted dude into the whole dominatix bondage painful sex thing ...

    werido :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:!!
    xxx
     
  13. valentine75

    valentine75 Proud dad

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    He deserves all he gets if he was willing to let her do it in the first place lol
     
  14. Imi

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    Some men are just gluttens for punishment!

    xxx
     
  15. |Phil|

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    Ouchy reminds me of playing football a few years ago, i pulled my groin muscle a bit, sprayed heat spray but missed me groin muscle. makes me cringe just thinking about it, hence why i use freeze spray now :cry:
     

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