Three reasons..

[nkbapbt]

I know Im pregnant...

1. Whenever I go in a mall.....I want to cry. For no apparent reason..it just seems large building that have goods for sale make me emotional!

2. My body has a mind of it's own..from my breasts deciding they are in some direct compeTITion with Pam Anderson for worlds biggest boobs...to arms and legs falling asleep during the night so when I try to get up from bed in the morning, I know what it could feel like to be armless and legless...hint hint from my body I should just stay in bed maybe?

3. Because I spend nearly 40% of my waking life walking to the bathroom...



Your turn...3 reasons..

 

[mummymadness]

3 Reasons i know iam pregnant ..

1 = I feel like a walking sleeping zombie.
2 = The stretching pains i get everytime i need a wee lol.
3 = I go to the shop and forget what i even went for.

 

[katieandbump]

1) I'm a hormonal wreck
2) I have big expanding baby belly ppl double take at when i'm out
3) My boobies are gigantic and my nipples are HUGE like something alien.

 

[pennysbored]

1) Everyone seems to think that I will eat whatever is put in front of me.
2)They are right.
3) My Halloween costume this year is "proper" showing very little skin.

 

[kitty1987]

1. I cant remember anything for more than 5 mins
2. People look at me and try and figure out if Im getting fat or if I'm pregnant
3. If i lie down my stomach moves around like something out of alien

 

[Beltane]

1- I have to pee!
2- I have to pee!
3- I have to pee!

 

[nkbapbt]

Beltane haha! This is TMI but do you feel like you have to pee if you laugh too hard?!

 

[Dragonfly]

how can i top this off with 3 alone there are so many. Ok here is my 3 how I know I am pregnant.

1. I look and feel like crap, this includes stroppy moods
2. I have a hairy belly,chin and eyes brows like a catapiller
3.my boobs are massive and they where a 36DD before this so I am now putting Jordon to shame.

ok here is some more I am sorry i cant end it there.

4. i have no enamel left on my teeth but my toilet has more from vomitting.
5.getting out of bed i will need a hoist soon as i feel like an over weight old whale trying to get up
6. i could win a moaning competition and thats not the good type of moan
7.i am permantly in my pjs
8.worrying about silly things
9.eating like a fecking horse
10. waking up at stupid o clock with sore hps and back


Ok i will cut it off there. lol

 

[nkbapbt]

YIKES! Im 36DD right now...And I thought that was big! I cant imagine getting any bigger...

 

[pennysbored]

kay, both of you? I'm a large C cup, the largest (and most glorious) I have ever been in my entire life, boob wise.
I CANNOT IMAGINE HAVING SUCH A LARGE BUST!
How do you do it? I don't actually need an answer, but wow.

 

[tiggertea]

1 - the ever expanding boobs, started at 32E and have expanded so much i have no idea where to buy bras.....
2 - how on earth can my body produce so much pee?!
3 - 5.15am seems like a perfectly normal time to wake up :S

 

[danni2609]

1. I ache so much!
2. Constantly need to pee!
3. I can see the strechmarks begin to take over my belly!!

 

[nessajane]

1) Pregnancy Brain - constantly forgetting things
2) Ive got a sweet tooth - normally a savoury girl
3) Waking up 3/4 a night for the toilet

 

[Twinkles]

1) My feet are so fat!
2) My back aches after lying, standing or sitting for too long!
3) Its becoming more and more difficult to pick things up off the floor!

 

[Fossey]

1) I spend more time on the loo than I do off of it
2) I spend 1/2 my life picking up things I dropped
3) It takes me triple the amount of time to have a conversation as I can never get the correct words out.

 

[Shifter]

@ idea that DD cup boobs are huge! I started a 34FF and am now a 36H!!

1. Pregnancy brain - always forgetting things and finding myself confused
2. Bloody hormones - I cry almost every day over such trivial things
3. Weary body - The aches and niggles that never bloody end!

 

[Deeper Blue]

1) Crappy talk shows (Jeremy Kyle, Sally Jessy etc) make me want to cry... and not for the usual 'Oh my god this is so terrible' reason.
2) Everyone keeps saying 'Look at the size of you! Sure theres only one in there?'
3) I spend as much time on B+B as I do on the loo

 

[Neecee]

1 - My head and my arse have spent equal amounts of time in the toilet
2 - I'm constantly munching on something
3 - My breasts now sleep under my armpits

 

[Beltane]

Beltane haha! This is TMI but do you feel like you have to pee if you laugh too hard?!

Um- feel like it? If I laugh or sneeze- I leak!!! Even if I've just emptied my bladder. It's SO embarrasing! *blush*

 

[nkbapbt]

@ idea that DD cup boobs are huge! I started a 34FF and am now a 36H!!

SHHHHHH! 36H!? OMG I cannot even imagine. I would literally fall over. I feel like Im nothing but BOOB and belly right now. My butt has decided to take some sort of vacation (maybe to my belly/boob area?! I hear its lovely this time of year!!)..my arms have gotten all skinny...its a lovely picture. I mean I really cannot tell you how much I enjoy being naked..let alone seeing my reflection in the mirror! AHHHHH