> > John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of > >me life, between the legs of me wife!" > > That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! > > > > He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best > >toast of the night". > > > > She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast? John said, "Here's > >to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." > > > > "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran > >into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. > > > > The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize last night at > >the pub with a toast about you, Mary." > > > > She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, > >he's only been there twice in the last four years.... Once he fell asleep, > >and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
