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    > > John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
    > >me life, between the legs of me wife!"
    > > That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
    > >
    > > He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
    > >toast of the night".
    > >
    > > She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast? John said, "Here's
    > >to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
    > >
    > > "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran
    > >into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
    > >
    > > The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize last night at
    > >the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
    > >
    > > She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
    > >he's only been there twice in the last four years.... Once he fell asleep,
    > >and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
     

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